• “I think I’m pregnant.”
• “I’m pregnant.”
• “I think I need to buy a pregnancy test.”
• “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
• “I’m not sure who the father is.”
• “The baby’s coming!”
• “…It’s twins.”
• “I’m pregnant, but you’re not the father.”
• “I’ve got somebody pregnant.”
• “Shit, I’ve knocked her up!”
• “I think we should adopt.”
• “I want children.”
• “I want a baby.”
• “I don’t ever want kids.”
• “There’s something wrong- I think it’s the baby!”
• “Take me to the hospital, now!”
• “I lost the baby…”
• “Hey, meet ______ your son/daughter.”
• “I’m having a baby!”
• “We’re having a baby!”
• “Surprise, I’m pregnant!”
• “I think she’s pregnant.”
• “I think she’s lying about the pregnancy.”
• “I said you were the father but I lied.”
• “I cheated on you and now I’m pregnant.”
• “You may be their father but you’ll never be their dad.”
• “My boyfriend/girlfriend left when I told them I was pregnant.”
• “I’m not ready to be a mother/father!”
• “I want an abortion.”
• “I’m giving him/her up for adoption.”
• “The doctor said there’s something wrong…”
• “What do you mean ‘triplets’?!”

• “he/she looks at you like they want to fuck you.”
• “i saw the messages on your phone.”
• “why did he/she call you so late?”
• “you don’t get how many people want you.”
• “i can’t let you get close to anyone, they might steal you away.”
• “did he/she really just touch you in front of me?”
• “are you cheating on me?”
• “my friend saw you with him/her, i thought we talked about this.”
• “you’re supposed to be mine, why do you talk to him/her?”
• “choose. it’s me or it’s him/her. you can’t have both.”
• “he/she can’t love you like i do.”
• “you’re lying to me.”
• “you told me he/she wasn’t going.”
• “i think i’d know when someone is flirting with you, i did it first remember?”
• “i can’t believe you’re taking his/her side.”

• Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
• Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
• Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.
• If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
• There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.
• Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
• Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.
• I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
• I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
• Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
• Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
• My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
• Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
• Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
• You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
• Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!
• You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
• If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?
• Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
• I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
• I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
• Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
• Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
• Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!
• I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
• Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.
• Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
• Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
• You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.
• My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
• I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
• Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
• Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
• Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
• Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
• Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Is  it hot in here or is it just you?
• I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
• You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
• Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
• Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
• I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
• I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
• If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.
• Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
• You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
• Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
• I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
• It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

• racism
• pedophilia
• homophobia
• heterophobia
• transphobia
• cisphobia
• intolerance of people with autism
• intolerance of people with mental disorders
• intolerance of people with physical disorders
• intolerance of religious beliefs, whatever they may be
• HATRED OF ANY KIND TOWARDS PEOPLE FOR SOMETHING THEY CANNOT CONTROL

• “Tonight we are victorious!”
• “I know you need it, do you feel it?”
• “Drink the water, drink the wine.”
• “It’s a hell of a feeling though.”
• “Who are these people?”
• “I should probably introduce myself.”
• “Don’t think I’ll ever get enough.”
• “Don’t threaten me with a good time.”
• “What are these footprints?”
• “Can’t even tell if this is a dream.”
• “I make these high heels work.”
• “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
• “I think we’ve had enough.”
• “All you sinners stand up, sing hallelujah!”
• “I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing.”
• “I love the things you hate about yourself.”
• “The time for being sad is over.”
• “Being blue is better than being over it.”
• “If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine.”
• “I’m taking back the crown.”
• “If you don’t know, now you know.”
• “I see what’s mine and take it.”
• “Finders keepers, losers weepers.”
• “Welcome to my world of fun.”
• “So close I can taste it.”
• “Do I look lonely?”
• “People have told me I don’t look the same.”
• “The cut of your love never hurts, baby, it’s a sweet butter knife.”
• “You got two black eyes from loving too hard.”
• “Truth is that it was always going to end.”
• “You better throw the first punch; Make it a good one.”
• “The lonely moments just get lonelier.”
• “There’s no you and me.”

• I’m pregnant
• I’m not pregnant
• You’re pregnant
• I lost the baby, I’m sorry
• You’ve lost the baby, I’m sorry
• You aren’t pregnant
• The baby’s coming
• You’re in labour
• I’m pregnant and it’s yours
• I am pregnant but it’s not yours
• I can’t raise this baby without you
• You aren’t going to raise this baby alone
• I don’t want anything to do with that kid
• I don’t want you anywhere near this baby

send one for my muses reaction! Feel free to change any gender or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ ❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞ ❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞ ❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞ ❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞ ❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞ ❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞ ❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ ❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞ ❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞ ❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞ ❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞ ❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞ ❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞ ❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞ ❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞ ❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞ ❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞ ❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞ ❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ ❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞ ❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞ ❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞ ❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞ ❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞ ❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞ ❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞ ❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞ ❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞ ❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞ ❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞ ❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞ ❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞ ❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞ ❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞ ❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞ ❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞ ❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞ ❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞ ❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞ ❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞ ❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞ ❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞ ❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞ ❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞ ❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞ ❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞ ❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞ ❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞ ❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞ ❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞ ❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞

Send my muse one to see how they react

• “Are we done here?”
• “Are you afraid of lighting?”
• “At last some common sense.”
• “Come home.”
• “Did you stop for drive-through?”
• “Do you remember nothing?”
• “Don’t be jealous.”
• “Don’t do that to yourself.”
• “Don’t take my stuff.”
• “Don’t touch me again.”
• “Forgive me.”
• “He/She is my friend.“
• “He made it personal.”
• “I don’t want to lose the only thing I can’t live without.”
• “I have an army.”
• “I knew you would come back to me.”
• “I missed you too.”
• “I thought we were having a moment.”
• “If you want peace, let’s keep it.”
• “I’m listening.”
• “I’m not overly fond of what follows.”
• “I’m not the one who has to watch their back.”
• “I will not fight you.”
• “I want to take this moment to explain my evil plan.”
• “I have a plan.”
• “I’ve seen worlds you never knew about.”
• “Freedom is a lie.”
• “Just you and me.”
• “Kneel.”
• “Maybe I am a monster. I don’t think I’d know if I was.”
• “Next?”
• “No one is going to put you in a cage.”
• “Smart move.”
• “Stop lying to me.”
• “Tell me!”
• “That’s not the point.”
• “There is only one God, and I am pretty sure He doesn’t dress like that.”
• “The only thing I do not take seriously is you.”
• “The war is inevitable.”
• “They are coming for you.”
• “This all seems horrible.”
• “This is madness!”
• “This plan is going to get us killed.”
• “We can fight this.”
• “What help were you?”
• “Why didn’t you tell me?”
• “Why do I even talk to you guys?”
• “You are but words.”
• “You are so petty.”
• “You could have told me from the beginning.”
• “You put me there!”