When you lied about watching OITNB without bae and you tryna not to spoil anything. #spoileralert
Rewatching Orange is the New Black for some hard truth.
same same
On this day in 1758, Julian Barratt Roger Parsnip Tiddlywink Darrel Pettifer was born into this world, weighing at a healthy 58 pounds, which is in the normal range for a child of Leeds. He was born with a full mustache, which is a sign of good luck in the North, and caused his parents to be flooded with offers of arranged marriages from couples with young children of their own.
Some fun facts about Julian:
-His back is over two metres wide
-His hair hasn’t been combed since the 70′s
-He is the inventor of the trumpet
-His voice causes spontaneous orgasms when he speaks at the right pitch
-He’s part Capybara
Happy Birthday, Julian Barratt Roger Parsnip Tiddlywink Darrel Pettifer, you sexy hobo shambles. We love you.
Misha Collins [x] (via poorbeautifuldean)
Permanent dark eye circles squad
pastel cityscape
The poncho-sombrero combo over a mirror ball suit. Is that deluxe happiness then?
He’s so adorable 😍
Sunday nights can be pretty rough. Try not to let yourself get too sad or anxious about the week ahead. You can get through anything that’s going to happen this week. You will do marvelous things and it’ll be WONDERFUL.
(tweet by jwoodham)
does it make anyone else feel sad when they see pictures of brides on their wedding day and they look just like they do everyday, only they’re in a fancy white dress?
like i always thought on your wedding day you turn into a beautiful fairy princess and your photographic evidence of how same you look is shattering my dreams.
Females are strong as hell
i literally almost died watching this scene.
when will i get to bloom too?