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@princess-peridot / princess-peridot.tumblr.com

I may or may not be an anime girl
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Anonymous asked:

Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

Uhh.. yeah okay... man I leave tumblr for a while and this is what I come back to lmaoo

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theparanoidbunny
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lesbianshepard

can not believe that a 70 year old senator actually uttered the phrase “ignorant slut” about bernie sanders on the senate floor.

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ineffablebuddies

So what actually happened was senator Kennedy said to Neera Tandem, “you basically called Bernie Sanders everything but an ignorant slut”

Which apparently is a reference to a SNL sketch from 1970s, which is odd but also not completely batshit crazy

But what is crazy is that senator Lindsey Graham in the background, who was not actively part of the conversation, then interrupting to respond with “well I wouldn’t say ignorant”

So whilst technically no senator referred to Bernie Sanders as an “ignorant slut”, senator Lindsey Graham did state quite firmly that he is in fact a slut, just a very knowledgable one

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equius
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fadeintocase

i think people need to stop glorifying sassiness and bitterness and start promoting the idea of actually being fucking nice and civil to people who did nothing to you.

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Hey guys heads up! I’m a lot more active on Twitter @sneplord

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theparanoidbunny

my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

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motorcyclegirlfriends

me: *flipping through the manual* there there?

my friend: *cries harder*

me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words

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bairnsidhe

Here you go, all the Comfort Words

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