just letting you all know i moved to @b-onetrousle
peace
Anonymous asked:
How did you choose the name Isabella for your sonsona?
Wow I haven’t gotten on here in a long time omg. I’m sorry if this is late response. But I named Isabella what she is because, my Mom told me if she would have thought about it before naming me Samantha, I would have been Isabella ! But I’m stuck with Samantha lol.
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Me: yea I love being an artist, art is definitely my passion, I don't know what I would do if I weren't able to draw anymore
Me, actually drawing: I hate this I hate my life I hate myself, just cast my shitty useless corpse into a black hole
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Puppy attempts to reclaim bed from cat
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friend: i'll pick you up at 5
clock: 5:01
me: wHeRE teh fuKc
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Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
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I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”
“You always do this to me, Mom.”
I’m laughing uncontrollably
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the pink fav
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these are basically turning into my video diaries
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this video made me laugh so hard I threw up. I woke up my 63 year old mother downstairs, she rushed up to make sure I was okay. it’s gone midnight. i want to watch it again but I’m scared I’ll shit myself next
This is why I love this Zoobe shit. It’s magical.
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The best thing I have seen all day
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Peridot lives her life by this song
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imagine this video being played in the middle of a giant stadium with thousands of people having their seats vibrate vigorously from the overwhelming soundwaves blaring from the speakers when the twist happens
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person: are you gay or straight?
bi/pan/ace person: um...
bi/pan/ace person:...no?
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Everyone: ugh there's Frozen merch everywhere when will it stop
Universal Pictures: hello naughty children it's minion time
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Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?
If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!
I’m currently a Treecko.
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escavalier!
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