Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé
Not realistic: his resume actually touched the hands of a living person
I… kinda think that could work.
It’s so stupid it might just work and I hate it
ah yes, the pizza party model
La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.
this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent
I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.
there are foods here that i would eat, but i would never say “awakening” instead of “keylime pie”
This is West LA in a fucking nutshell.
The guy used to be a news anchor in my area and he gave it up to make videos with his family.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do they sound SO CLOSE to automated text to speech
posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell
Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.
my mood
cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime
Olive oil dip with bread should be classified as a schedule one narcotic.
(insp.)
if you set a bowl of fresh berries in front of me i will start eating and will not stop. hundreds of millions of years of evolutionary instinct has already taken over my brain and the ghosts of 500 generations of my hunter-gatherer ancestors are all screaming and sobbing with joy at the sight
Let’s do it. Let’s d a n c e.
1st episode || 246th episode ~~ (2005-2017)