What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

FIXED IT

in Today’s Episode of: “The MCU Fandom Isn’t Racist, But…”

@ op: grow the fuck up 

this shitty fandom is back to its “lets erase sam for another white guy!!!!” agenda, tell me how 3k people thought this was acceptable

All offense OP you’re a fucking racist piece of shit There’s a fuckin huge area of negative space between Steve and Bucky you couldn’t shoop his ass in there no you had to cover up Sam? That was your first thought?

sam isnt even in the shot ??? watch the trailer perhaps ???

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As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

we all have that friend that has no fucking idea how to whisper 

Modern Art

I want to be hydrated but if that means I gotta pee every 10 minutes then count me out sorry about your luck kidneys

Dang this looks cool. Can’t wait to watch it!