i think i’m gonna post some booty pics tomorrow. thoughts?????
you wouldn’t haha
Then & Now
As a 19 year old, I oddly love Target as if I were a suburban mother of four
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Narry - XFACTOR to OTRA
East Rutherford - 8/5
larry here. that master post of "proof" you gave to that other anon makes no sense. literally all best friends do that. at least Larry has solid proof of being real. "Always in my heart"?? "I'd marry you?" Words speak louder than actions honey :) narry is not real.
You Larries are so good with your jokes lately! Mostly because this entire message is, in fact a joke.
First of all, I said the word “proofs” one time and it was in reference to literal picture proof. None “always in my heart” bullshit. Try again.
Second of all, it makes perfect sense if you understand sarcasm. Try again.
Thirdly, while we’re talking quotes and things that Louis has said, lets talk about the fact that Louis literally said that Larry is bullshit, shall we? Again, try again.
Now, you know what the funniest part of this message is? “Words speak louder than actions.” Not only is that a bogus statement, it’s also incredibly inaccurate. And just to be sure, I plugged “words speak louder than actions” and looky what I found:
Not only does “actions speak louder than words” pop up first (it’s also all the way down if you scroll), but:
“What someone actually does means more than what they say they will do.”
So, thank you. Because by trying to prove me wrong you’ve actually only proven yourself wrong. In more ways than one.
Try again. :)
Today, I fucked up... almost died because of Shia LaBeouf...
So last night I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries and bathroom supplies. After collecting all my stuff I went up to the cashier and got all the stuff scanned in and was going to pay for it when I remembered I need cash so I got $100 in cash and paid for my groceries and started out towards my car! After getting to my car I popped the trunk and started loading it all up when from behind me I hear a guy say ‘hey.’ I turn around thinking its probably one of the cashiers bringing me something I forgot or whatever. One look at this guy told me he didn’t want to give me anything he was a pretty big dude and I’m ‘6'1 he said ‘give me all the money you have.’ I was parked out a bit so I couldn’t just yell for help but before I could think about what to say I said 'I don’t have any cash.’ oh I wish I hadn’t had done that… The guy pulls out a gun out of his pocket and said 'Give me the fucking money that you got at the cash register or I will shoot you.’ right as he finished saying it my pocket screams 'JUST DO IT!’ and I jumped so bad I thought the guy had shot me. Then I realized it was my phone and I told the guy ok and gave him the money and he ran. once the guy ran off I got in my car amazed that he didn’t try to take my phone too. and started crying as I called the police and reported it… So yeah lesson of the day don’t set your ring tone to Shia LaBeouf screaming for you to just do it…
TL;DR A guy held me at gun point and threatened to shoot and my phone went off screaming 'JUST DO IT!’…
Update: The police called me yesterday night and said they didn’t have any video of the guy and that they still don’t know who it was. Also I really wanna thank all of you guys for being glad I didn’t die! I’m glad it was only $100 and not more. Ill update again if they find out who it was.
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