MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL
Now that I’m 28 and in a serious relationship, Home Depot and maybe Bed, Bath & Beyond (if we have enough time) actually does sound like a pretty nice little Saturday.
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
“What’s important is that you made it. You got the door open.”
i don’t read arabic but yeah i agree
It says “can you put him in the bag instead of the purse?”
yeah i agree
If fetuses could talk they would say “please Mommy don’t kill me!”
but they can’t talk. or think. they have no concept of existence, let alone death. they have no fears, no desires. your statement is irrelevant. if chairs could talk, they’d ask us not to put our sweaty asses on them, but they can’t talk, or even register their situations, so we don’t bother analyzing any other scenarios.
“Bisexuals aren’t stigmatised”
With help from a bunch of lesbians from youtube:
- “I think lesbians are smarter in a sense that we know what we want and we go for it, that’s why we’re gay”
- “so if you’re at a party and you see the hottest girl there who turns out to be bisexual, whats your reaction?” “that’s really unfortunate”
- “if she can make me laugh then I might be able to get past the fact that she had a dick in her mouth last week”
- “if you’re with a lesbian then you know that they’re going to be going for you, for a woman, but if you’re with a bisexual…”
and a special mention for personal experience:
- “I’ll have to keep a meter away from you tonight, otherwise you might make out with me haha”
- “I wanted to tell you that you looked good last night but someone told me not because you might make out with me”
we constantly get told not to attend pride unless we’re in a same sex relationship, get degrading comments from both the gay community and straight people, are told we aren’t ‘queer enough’ and that because we can pass as straight we don’t deserve a place in LGBTQ+ spaces.
get fucked.
in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes
It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer
Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.
“ As a little kid, I was convinced that I was a guy. - I was like, five or six?- I used to sleep on my chest because I thought it would stop me from getting boobs. - I used to pray to God that I wouldn’t get breasts. “ - Ruby Rose