just imagine the jokes LMAO

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

Reblog for Fred and Daphne to get their money

I feel this. (Via Shagvanman)

THAT’S MY FRIEND YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! 

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NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

i’m in a facebook group for shiba inu owners bc it’s where my sister and her wife post pictures of my niece (a shiba inu)

and it’s so fuckin funny because like every other post is someone being like “my dog does whatever it wants and cannot be reasoned with. we are all subordinate to the dog and it’s wonderful we love our tiny nightmare” 

and then every comment is like “yes! this is proof that your dog is superior to all other dogs” 

there’s a thread right now that’s like “does anyone else trip over their shiba inu a lot? like way more often than you’d expect? almost as though your shiba inu is actually deliberately trying to cause you physical harm?”

and all the comments are like “oh yeah definitely! we’re pretty sure ours is trying to kill us in a very intentional way! gotta love how they have minds of their own 😂”

this post was a big hit 

𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚗 𝟻 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜!

i am an artist

so i’ve installed this mod “skyrim is windy” which makes the foliage wiggle in the breeze more. but then i didn’t play the game because sometimes i just install a bunch of mods and move on to something else without trying them out. anyways. so then i went out to buy some food and i saw the wind playing with the tree branches and i legit thought “oh so the mod is working nicely” i made a few more steps before i realized…… yea scoob this is real life

ok this was me when i dropped a meat pie in the kitchen at 2am and for a solid 0.4 seconds i thought “it’s ok i’ll just load my quicksave”

are y’all ok

Broken, bruised and scarred but with safety net thoughts.

i’m really bad at talking about things but i have not been doing so great lately