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—— ❝ it must be mine.

@pulchrii-blog / pulchrii-blog.tumblr.com

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I have gained an unexpected amount of followers and have made a great amount of really amazing friends since I opened my Lacus blog, and I’m in a wonderful mood due to the lot of kindness I’ve received as of late from said followers & friends. So here’s a theme giveaway.  To preview my themes so you know what you’re drawing for, PREVIEWS ARE HERE. As well as viewing my current theme used on my blog. 

How it will work: Must be following me ( don’t have to be mutuals ), new followers are welcome but please don’t follow just to participate. Reblogs only count. Every reblog is an entry but don’t spam. In due time, I will randomly draw a winner ( possibly two. it’s undecided until then ).  All of my themes are coded and designed by me and each one turns out looking different every time. So, if this all sounds good to you, reblog away and again, I thank you so much for following me !! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ 
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shit my teachers have said

sometimes going to school is worth it.
  •  okey, you press that button & i’m just going to stand way over here. 
  •  i could go slower, but i don’t want to. 
  •  i’m glad you’re entertained. that’s very important to me. now shut up. 
  •  you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. 
  •  oh, that’s nice. i’ve always wanted an iphone. could’ve at least fixed the screen, though. 
  •  hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. 
  •  OUT, GET OUT, THE MICROWAVE CAUGHT ON FIRE!
  •  who wants to jump out of the window for me? it’s for an experiment. 
  •  what did you draw for me? 
  •  i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. 
  •  DON’T AIM FOR URANUS. 
  •  can you hold my gun for a second? 
  •  it was not my intention to shoot you. 
  •  you laughed, i didn’t, did you notice that? 
  •  the angle doesn’t matter, does it? 
  •  oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. 
  •  as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. 
  •  oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? 
  •  what are you—five?
  •  how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? 
  •  congratulations, you just killed everyone. 
  •  THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. 
  •  don’t be rude. share your gummy bears. 
  •  you can’t substitute water with spit. that’s just gross. 
  •  you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. 
  • *SCREAM OF TERROR*
  •  bless your ass out of here. 
  •  don’t give me any of that cheap stuff. 
  •  jesus can’t help you now. 
  •  i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. 
  •  i am done with your sarcastic attitude. 
  •  the only excuse for not coming is dying. 
  •  the only size that matters is the size of the statue. 
  •  i don’t get paid enough to deal with this.
  •  don’t cry, you’re an ugly crier. 
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   so apparently there was no fix for this one. if this girl would insist on hating something this much, yoko ( as a passionate track runner ), should just leave her alone with her obnoxious thoughts. it was her problem if she would ever have to run from thieves that are after her OH, SO EXPENSIVE heels and then come to the conclusion that she lacked stamina ( but yoko, that rarely happens in real life— but let a girl dream ).
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     ❛ at least i do something to maintain my          figure, unlike you, who will probably grow          to be FAT by the time you graduate.
   she then also chose to simply overhear her other comment, because compared to other stages in her life, this probably was the MOST money she ever possessed. shrugging at the disapproving look she received from the other female, yoko was about to take her stuff and just walk off, but then another idea came to her; what if this girl was actually a model and really cared about her looks and what yoko said wounded her deep down?
   biting her lip and TORN between muttering an apology and just walking out on her, the dark-haired girl glanced back at the redhead all while chewing on her bottom lip in uncertainty.

adeline aims a glare, appalled at the attitude of the other ——- this girl shouldn’t be taking the redhead’s opinion so poorly, it was ONLY the truth ! bright red lips purse, features haughty— until they twist into offended, mouth gaping at yoko & wide eyes horrified.

 b - but, that won’t happen !! my figure i - is fine, right ?! i’m not going to get fat, you asshole——- y - you’re joking, RIGHT ? 

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the redhead couldn’t care less of the other’s inner turmoil ( though her ego would inflate if the other thought her a model ) ; rather, she stares desperately at yoko as if the girl would take back her words. her disgust of running is temporarily forgotten as adeline tries to regain shreds of her dignity. she straightens, snatching up her bags & glaring at the other, though her expression is EQUALLY UNCERTAIN.

 look, don’t even joke about that ——- i - i could sue, you know !! 

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' roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? ' /yoko is a bad human being lmao :')

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 what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch ? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals, & i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit ? think again, fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you’re fucking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. you’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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                                                     ❛    GH….!!!   LOOK    ——   lady,   i’ll   let    ya’   know   this   hair’s   a   PRIDE   of   my    gang,    AND   entire    goddamn    JAPAN   —–   so    i   don’t   give   a   shit   ‘bout    it! 
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 pride ?! are you serious ——- ? like, who the hell is proud of dead - animal - hair ? and it’s really OBVIOUS you don’t give a shit about it, because otherwise i could actually style it into something less ... d - disgusting !! ❞

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Muse skillset symbol meme

Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!

  • 💋 — kissing
  • 💄 — makeup
  • 👾 — video games
  • 🎵 — singing
  • 💃 — dancing
  • 🎹 — playing an instrument
  • 🌷 — taking care of living things
  • 🌲 — surviving in the wilderness
  • 👊 — fighting
  • 😇 — following rules
  • 🍳 — cooking
  • 🍼 — taking care of children
  • 🎁 — giving presents to others
  • 🎉 — hosting parties
  • 💌 — romance/flirting
  • 🎨 — art
  • 🍀 — luck
  • ⚽️  — sports
  • 🏊 — swimming
  • 🚗 — driving
  • 🔮 — magic
  • 🔎 — investigating
  • 🔫 — long range weapons
  • 💣 — explosives
  • 🔪 — melee weapons
  • 🔬 — scientific pursuits
  • 🚿 — hygiene
  • 💰 — finance
  • 🌍 — knowledge of the world
  • 👻 — communing with the paranormal
  • 📚 — reading
  • 🔧 — engineering/mechanics
  • ⌛️ — time management
  • 📥 — organization
  • 🍺 — alcohol tolerance
  • 🚴 — riding a bike
  • 🎭 — performance art/acting
  • ⚓️ — sailing
  • ➗ — mathematics
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                                         A scowl etched upon his features; clear indication that he DIDN’T appreciate the remark given in turn. The setter then JOLTED slightly as the bus began to move – the only other option STILL being the perspiring male a few rows back.  ❛ I’m taking this seat. ❜ And his body moved to do just that, his own (school) bag hitting the floor just in front of the empty (save for the makeup bag) seat.
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the redhead scowls right back, unimpressed hues narrowing as she aims a steady glare at him.  n - no, you’re not !! my stuff is already there ! adeline hisses, disregarding the fact that her stuff in question is a single bag & much too tiny to take up a seat. still frowning, she places a heeled foot on his school bag, shoving the offending article away.
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                          ❛  OH,   IS   IT?  well   who   knows,   maybe   a   chicken   DID  fucking   die   in   my   hair,   who    THE   FUCK   knows,   huh?!  
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 hmph, w - well——- i know trust me, i know all about hairstyles, and yours ? it’s impossible to get that hideous shape without the death of a creature !! 

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                                                    The smirk slowly minimises to a small smile. For now, she can find amusement in the other’s edgy behaviour, an angry, eccentric kitten with beautifully nursed nails. “So much negative energy,” she remarks, no hints of condescension for once. “A ‘lil soap will do. And cool people are everywhere. Here you got me!”
                                                    Grinning playfully, the girl stretched before propping her elbow up on the seat’s back while leaning closer to the other. Relax! All this anger’ll make your pretty face wrinkle in no time. Enjoy the clear night, the stars. It’s all chill, Babe. I’m all for leaving this playground if you wanna do something actually fun.”
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adeline pouts in response, though she’s solaced as the other girl at LEAST stops smirking.  n - negative energy ? well, i can’t have positive energy, because, like i said ——- there’s nobody cool anywhere at this party !!  she blatantly ignores the other’s proclamation, poking a manicured digit into the others chest to push her back — though her disgusted features soon crumple into horror.  w - wait, wrinkle ? you’re joking, right ?! i - it won’t do that anyway, i think i have enough skin products ! 
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hands frantically pat her face before adeline clues in that the girl is making fun of her ; irritation back in full force.  hmph ! it’s not like i can see the stars in this gross city ——- & w - wait, you know a better place to go to, then ?! why didn’t you tell me that in the first place !! 

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🌠. She almost couldn’t believe it——were there really some people like that in the world? A brow arched at how the other had begun to freak out over something that she saw as small and pointless.❝ alright, you look better than fine, well, you at least look better than me. ❞ no, that might not have helped matters.❝ uh. here. ❞ silently, she pulls out a compact from her bag, offering it to the other.
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she calms slightly at the other’s words, but her features are still near - hysterical.  a - are you sure i look better than fine ? h - how much better, though ?  she asks, before joy floods adeline’s features at the mere sight of the compact ——- reaching for it with about as much gratefulness as she could muster & snapping it open in a heartbeat.  oh, thank god ! nothing's smudged !! 

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                                @pulchrii ; STARTER CALL.

                               —— ❛ Is this seat taken? ❜ The bus was overly crowded, the only other available seat (as far as he could tell), being one next to a perspiring male; the setter would rather not approach him.

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 uhm, yeah, actually. my makeup bag is there,  adeline informs him, no sarcasm present in her voice. a delicate hand gestures towards the rather small bag in the seat ( as though it was obvious a single tiny bag could take up an entire seat ).

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