Someone: I really like that young protagonist who is always kind and polite, even when it’s hard.
Me: Uh, who are you talking about?
Someone: He’s animated through motion-capture. He’s like, a detective.
Me: …
Someone: You know, that guy who solves crimes with that grumpy, bearded man who drinks and swears a lot.
Me: Um…
Someone: He’s really an ace at fighting, but tries to solve confrontations peacefully?
Me: ???
Someone: … He likes dogs?
Me: ?!?!