shhhhh

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

to everyone in the comments saying "new type of guy", actually this is a very common type of guy, see below:

dw if I die I will still haunt the narrative

an elf crying and begging their human friends to just listen to the 6 month long elfprog album because they promise it will be worth it

the senate is lying to us

i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry

There's this one woman on Instagram who claims she finds all of her bones in the woods, but very obviously buys them and plants them there so she can shoot artsy foraging videos and it's so funny to me. You did not find ten perfectly cleaned mink skulls in suburban Ohio. You bought them on Wish and rubbed some dirt on them.

Right? Like, tread with caution in yonder woods lest ye be caught by THE DEGREASER.

we saw ohio mink explosion open for neutral milk hotel once

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

IM GONNA CRY

btw this frog is ok, theres a very small cricket under his face he’s trying to get and he’s failing and angry about it

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happy anniversary

How come no one’s talking about how Jerma came out?

I’d like to apologize for spreading misinformation last night. I had half an edible and was watching Jerma while high, and after hearing Jerma talk about his experience with having adhd, I came to believe that he had just came out as gay. That being said, I did find these replies to be quite humorous when my boyfriend read them to me last night.

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

they are calling in fucking air strikes from the pancreas

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

Hold on I gotta try something brb

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at the farmer's market the baby was pointing at the tomatoes and going ba ba ba and signing "on" so my sister was like "how much for just one tomato" and the person at the stall was like "oh he can have one. don't worry about it" and the baby stood there by the stall devouring the tomato like an apple in big messy bites and people kept stopping and going "awwwww" and then "oh man that does look good" and buying a bunch of tomatoes. all natural organic advertising