wickedfatality reblogged
Hi, drunk and low on inhibitions blast from the past coming at you with this selfie I just took with no makeup on WHOOP DER IT IS
Like what two and a half years since anyone saw my face on tumblr? Fucking crime, it is
Hi, drunk and low on inhibitions blast from the past coming at you with this selfie I just took with no makeup on WHOOP DER IT IS
Well, hello there. Long time no see.
So you know how there was that huge “adult content” purge a few months ago (probably? my concept of time is screwed to hell)? Well I finally got around to logging in on an actual computer to curiously browse if anything was flagged (spoiler alert: it was but none of it made sense so clearly the system is working flawlessly).
Well, obviously that got me on here for the first time in almost two years.
I spent two years on this website, spent a year in limbo, and have pretty much put this chapter of my life behind me.
Don’t get me wrong, I still think about this place sometimes. It was.. fun while it lasted. I wish I could’ve avoided all of the self-inflicted pain that came out of my time here, but c’est la vie.
If any of you are curious, I’m close to graduating from college now. I’ll be getting my journalism degree - something that has not come easy, trust me. It took some serious fighting and willpower to stay on this course.
My plans after that? I’ll probably be going into local news for a few years. I interned at a fantastic place that I really feel I fit into. It’s hard work, but from what the ladies told me (all of the reporters are women, and there are two anchors who are men out of four, so hurrah for girl power, yeah?), it’s worth it.
Anyways, I felt compelled to post this after logging on. I can’t say I entirely know why I was.
Best wishes to anyone who cared enough to read this.
P.S. if you want to message me and actually catch up on a mutual basis, I’m open to that. Just hit me up, okay?
with that horribly abysmal TVD finale, I'm glad I got a life outside of TVD.
Hi I just found out that Katherine is back and oh my fucking god I FUCKING KNEW IT I CALLED IT THREE YEARS AGO I CALLED IT
txkeyouout replied to your photo “like I’ve said on many occasions, I don’t have much time or intention...”
wait ur not dead?
my course schedule makes me wish i was dead half the time
i spend about 9 hours a week working on a writing class that i’m getting a 51 in
also i spend too much time focusing on politics so that also makes me wish i were dead
but at least i’m sexy as fuck 24/7 365 so i guess life isn’t doing that bad
like I've said on many occasions, I don't have much time or intention to come back here ever but it'd be remiss of me to not show you my fucking awesome sexy hair.
never get a real life with responsibility. I wholly do not recommend it
does anyone still care about me enough to sympathize with how stressful my life is right now
the only thing I miss about my time on tumblr is the attention I got
that’s literally the only thing I actually miss
that and the drama. that shit was glorious.
#regardless — you can officially color me bored for life of this place#probably the drama was the biggest thing that drew me here#don't believe past me for a second when she said she only liked it for the peaceful writing and shit#i feed off of drama like an sjw feeds off of victim status#and if you think i'm a bitch for saying that thank you very much for responding the way i wanted you to#i think i'm going to make one last post on this account before officially abandoning it forever#i'll probably give a medium to contact me but it isn't a guarantee
my dentist made me cry
#( fuck if i know my old ooc tag ; ooc )#my GOD the man is such a fucking dick#i think what's worse is that i know him well and hE GOES TO MY CHURCH FOR FUCKS SAKE#AND YET HE'S THE MEANEST DENTIST EVER#he kept mentioning how people only smile like that when they're hiding something and i was thinking to myself 'yeah i'm not fucking smiling'#'this is my please stop talking to me and leave me the fuck alone' face
"I think you dropped this." is it her phone? is it a witchy woo thing? is it her daylight ring that he stole to be a dick? who can say
icebreaker meme? was that what it was called?
the second she felt the painful prick of the sunlight on her skin, she knew something was amiss. retreating quickly into the shadows, she soon heard an annoyingly familiar voice that would have made her groan any other time if it didn’t make her simply more furious. a low growl escaped her and she looked toward the heretic culprit.
“ give it back. now. ”
wickedfatality reblogged
Icebreaker starters!
"Are you alright?"
"Can you open this for me?"
"Where am I?"
"Who are you?"
"It's freezing out here!"
"Can you show me where the nearest store is?"
"Have you seen my pet anywhere?"
"How did you find me?"
"Can I hide here for a few minutes?"
"What are you making?"
"Help! Someone help me!"
"I'm lost..."
"That smells delicious!"
"I can't do this!"
"I think this is your mail."
"Is that mine? I've been looking everywhere for this!"
"Run!"
"That was close..."
"How did you find this place?"
"Is this yours?"
"I think you dropped this."
"I've been robbed!"
"Thank you so much!"
"Is this your home?"
"Step into the light, so I can see you..."
"It's dark in here!"
"It's so hot outside!"
"Is that fire?"
"Happy Unbirthday!"
"What's that?"
"Why am I here?"
"Can you help me find something?"
I’m bored.
why is it when I’m not bored I have things like replies or something to do that I don’t feel like doing because, I’m, well.. not bored
and when I’m bored
I end up having nothing to do?
harlequinsanity
FEATURES FROZEN IN curiosity, Harley blinked suspiciously at the stranger. She’d be lying if she said she didn’t like what the other woman was selling; she’d invested a lot of time and effort in keeping up with the homicidal Joneses, and the flattery ACKNOWLEDGEMENT from this person who shared her bouncing curls and glittering eyes was rapidly chipping away at her guard. Perfect? Little ol’ Harls?
She blushed, waving her hand slightly to brush away the compliment. “Not too bad yourself, lady.” Harley cocked her head, mischievous grin growing more DANGEROUS by the second. “I could show ya a trick or two, if you’re looking for a good time. I’m the best at those.” Asking what was in it for her wasn’t part of Harley’s logic; she was more of a ‘why not’ kind of gal. “I got nothin’ better to do, so…” all hint of a threat in her eyes disappeared, leaving only unburdened delight in her smile. “Let’s do somethin’ crazy!”
the smile plastered on Katherine’s lips grew even wider as the woman agreed to her proposition. as sweet as the expression might have seemed at first glance — it was anything but. it had a predatory nature to it ( just as the wearer did ) that could make a lion back away in fear for his life. a perfectly manicured hand ( black nail polish — in perfect coordination with her clothes and, according to many, soul ) reaches to grab the other’s, her brown eyes serving as the most devious of unspoken invitations.
she didn’t dare break the silence until they reached the alleyway ( typically the destination in most of these situations — the unwashed masses typically didn’t take well to a vampire gnawing on someone’s neck in public — but this girl was definitely not simply what was for dinner ). “ just so you know — I’m taking a real chance on your clothes and that killer maniac look in your eyes being an indication of any.. hobbies you might have. ” she commented, before switching her focus to the people intermittently walking past the alley. she suddenly remembered the entire reasoning for walking into the bar in the first place and felt the familiar dull itch at the back of her throat make itself known to her. she’d have to remember to pick up a snack between activities. shouldn’t be hard if she’s half as deranged as she looks, she thought to herself.
“ I’m Katherine, by the way. ” she offered casually, flashing another devious smile. “ so. where shall we start? ”
@harlequinsanity so i lost my phone and i felt you should know
i fucking swear if you haven’t even texted me once and this is all for naught i’m going to be even angrier at you than i already am for tricking me into thinking it was your birthday