please stop reblogging this post

gno

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

*gets addicted to literally anything that distracts me from the fact i exist*

Okay but what is this like tho

I literally cannot believe Harrison Ford just read the username “hanfucksluke” with his own two eyeballs

At the peak of my 13-year-oldness, I wrote a Hunger Games fic in which a former tribute (who won, obviously) had to watch her two kids being reaped the same year, and for extra drama, the organizer made her their mentor. The fic alternated between flashbacks to her own Games with the allies she made and saw die, and the fact that eventually she would have to choose which of her kids to save (or just straight up abandon both to the arena).

So far so good right?

Except the year was 2012. It was a songfic.

And the song I chose? The chorus to Nicky Minaj’s STARSHIPS.

"Starships" being the name her group of allies was given by the viewers. "Let’s do this one more time" was unironically the saddest line in the fic.

OP where is the fic

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

Same energy

genuinely can’t understand how it was considered a “punishment” when the gods turned people into trees or gave them horns or snakes for hair or whatever when they pissed them off like if i’m being honest that sounds ideal

any easily offended gods want to give me a pair of antlers or turn me into a fruit tree? i am very stupid and full of so much hubris if that helps

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

every time i take a selfie