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MORE SAMANTHA (and Ron) For that one requester
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I’m sorry but this is hilarious
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I didn’t feel like matching the font or formatting this well and I think it adds to the charm tbh
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all a girl wants is a day off with nothing to do and an impractical jokers marathon on trutv
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which impractical joker meme are you based on ur starsign
capricorn - when joe is quiet and you know he’s up 2 somethin
aquarius - q when he talks about comic books
pisces - joe without a shameful bone in his body
aires - vengeful sal
taurus - captain fatbelly
gemini - when sal is sassy but also v soft sal (ah the duality of man)
cancer - soft sal
leo - benjamin cat
virgo - murr’s “full proof plan”
libra - when murr calls a girl “sweetie”
scorpio - sassy sal
sagittarius - the 10 billion languages murr can speak
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I know there’s a God, because He sent us His four favorite angels bundled in Holy joy for Christmas.
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“Celebrities don’t care about you!”
“They know nothing about you!”
“Why would they care about one fan?”
“They’re all about the money anyway!”
“You won’t make a difference to them!”
“You’re just one person!”
“They can’t relate to any of your struggles!”
Celebrities are people who understand the struggle more than anyone else. They care about you, they are grateful for you, and you mean something to them. If you find someone who makes you happy, fuck what anyone else says. You’re worth it to smile.
This has been a PMAPSA from a Tris who cares.
(Sal, Joe, Murr, and Brian are from Impractical Jokers)
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Me on a date as a grown adult: Um yeah, I'm gonna need to be home by 10pm. Since it's Thursday and all.
My date: *laughs* Um, aren't your parents supposed to tell me that? You're old enough to go home at your own time, you know.
Me: Exactly. It's Thursday. New episode of Impractical Jokers is at ten. I better be home by then or else you can forget about a second date.
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Brothers who look alike, drink alike.
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Out of context Impractical Jokers quotes
- “I gotta find some white people, stat!”
“You’re white, can I borrow your phone?”
- “Congrats on your big-ass baby”
- “Nobody could keep their pants on, so that means Sal is tonight’s big loser.”
- “If you start panicking just say whole wheat”
- “Sal just piss your pants already”
- “WHY AM I DRACULA”
“JUST SING”
- “You guys mind if I listen to my affirmations?”
- “EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT SANDWICHES IS OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW”
feel free to add
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Tag yourself, I’m cookie.
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the jokers + kissing
Source: tonystarke
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Sal: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Murr: I’m aware.
Sal: But then we had some time together.
Murr: Uh-huh.
Sal: It did not get better.
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Sal: We need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making loud noises?
Murr and Joe: Our time has come.
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Casey: Who’s in charge here?
Sal: It’s usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Murr: I have a plan.
Q, Joe, and Sal: *jump and turn to him* Where did you come from?
Murr: I’ve been walking next to you this whole time!