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the magician

@javier-manquillo / javier-manquillo.tumblr.com

Hi. Today we had a game against the junior team. I scored two goals. Now at home watching a movie. bye. -philippe coutinho
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aussieatanfield
Ross Barkley: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
Emre Can: I'M GOING TO RUN YOU OVER WITH A FUCKING VW VAN
James Milner: Lads, I've discovered this amazing oatmeal recipe that helps soothe occasional stomach problems, why don't we relax and have a look
#text
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nothisistiffany

i don’t get it…… how do ppl find actual.. faithful.. boyfriends?

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cloudedbrilliance

Cook clean love on em Tell em the truth Watch movies with em Leave em alone when they’re with their friends Nag occasionally so you don’t seem too perf Buy him a game system Talk to his mom Wash his cloths, fold them hoes too Suck his dick while he cooks dinner Randomly turn to porn when y'all are home alone Listen to his music Don’t judge that man Say thank you when he complements you/or not shit spice it up Clean out his car when he asks to switch cars for the day Organize his closet Clean his house Suck his dick again Let him fall asleep in your arms Have his underwear tshirt and socks ready when he’s out the shower Roll his blunts Don’t steal from him Be friends with his friends/but not hoe friendly Don’t ask to see chick flicks if he’s paying for the damn movie Tell him he’s poppin Suck his dick on the way home don’t ask why he’s taking the long way home bitch you know she he taking the long way his dick is in your mouth Watch dragon ball z and like that shit cause DBZ is the shit

WASH YOUR ASS

Shave your vag on occasion Some Guys think that shit Is gross Make little designs Let that shit her hairy af on occasion so he appreciates the work you put in

Oh yea and send nudes And go to church and bible study if you have no life cause he don’t want to talk to you all day

im screaming

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meloetta

this just in: women must take care of every simple task in a man’s life and create artwork in their coochie hair in order for him to act decently

its so scary and sad that women actually believe this 

#this is a mess...#I can't believe this is real#I can't believe this individual took the time to write this crap
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