AU STARS Wesker bonds with Jake

Interrupting Falin talk to bring you the scene that shows why Laios really great autistic representation and why Shuro is the worst. he's a well written character but I hate him

For a man who talks about how he had to do the heavy lifting in his relationship with Laios it rings a little hypocritical due to his unwillingless to be confrontational (remaining passive in every conversation and refusing to correct him or explain anything), the "emotional labour" he puts in is simply stewing in his frustration while trying to interact with Laios as little as possible. And I can't help but notice how little effort he puts in elsewhere.

We never really see him having an in depth conversation with anyone in the manga or the bonus chapters and when he fell in love with Falin he proposed to her immediately, not only expecting her to start an immediate life long relationship with him but also asking her to drop everything to go to his country.

When Falin is eaten rather than go in immediately with the party he's become a part of he wastes time to go to his servants, who not only fight for him but go as far as preparing all the food and bathing for him too.

He refuses to see Laios' efforts in saving Falin and upon seeing her Chimera form resorts to trying to imprison Marcille and having the Elves deal with Falin, rather than making any efforts himself (not even willing to kill her himself if he truly *does* believe there's no saving her).

All this is to say:

The man's a ponsy little noble's boy who's unwilling to do anything and his dad was right to kick him out.

Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

Railcannon ass type gun

Lara Croft. I made this drawing based on one of the concept arts from the 1996 Tomb Raider by Toby Gard

Hope you like it :)

That feel when your fandom has to start a '#no dissection' tag on ao3

This tag isn't from this post, but it's in my screenshots from forever ago, and I couldn't resist adding it.

What I like about this is that dissection isn't part of the original Danny Phantom, but it is part of fandom's Danny Phantom. Someone who writes a fanfic with him being dissected is making a fanfic of the fandom's Phantom. This means that there is a second version, a version that is made up of the fanfics and is constantly evolving as new fan-content is created.

I find this fascinating/wonderful/beautiful.

What do you think they're referring to when they say "molecule by molecule"?

Can someone please pull up the screencap for me where danny nonchalantly goes "I hope my parents don't dissect me later"

like this is a kid show so it can't go that far but the implications are there

Thaaats the one vvvv

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I've been stitching some cicadas lately. This year is going to be a big one for the screaming bugs!

yes

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new game+

(a prequel (?) of this)

A group of friends and I did a one shot recently in 5e. The catch is that they play something called “Dude Squad” where the only play “dudes” (not exclusively male people, just dude mentality) and they hate all magic and magic users. They think true strength is muscles and only muscles, and have in the past encountered magic users who they then convince to give up magic.

We got told to build a level 17 character for this one shot, most of the other folks had previous Dude Squad characters to resurrect. But I didn’t really want to play a straight martial class. In my heart, spellcasters are my true class, and I didn’t really have a strong idea of what kind of character to make.

So I approached the DM and said, “Hey, I have this idea to play a character that pretends to be a martial class but is actually a magic caster?” My girlfriends character is an aasimar who thinks he’s Thor and my backstory was that after meeting him and falling for him she decided to invest heavily in deceptive magic so as not to alienate him.

And my DM. Loved it. So he helped me build an extremely custom character. Two levels in Hexblade warlock gave her a good weapon and the ability to cast disguise self pretty much nonstop to appear buffer than she actually was.

Then there was four levels in Stone sorcerer in order to get 4 sorcery points, the ability to use those points to cast using Subtle Spell and no one could tell she’s casting, and to buff her AC.

Finally there was 11 Bladesong wizard levels in order to get some attack bonuses, even more AC, extra attacks, and the ability to burn spells to take less damage.

So the whole time I was burning spell slots to recharge my sorcery points every time I cast things like Haste and Spider Climb and use my Bladesong powers. We busted through walls and smashed our way through puzzles. We lied and said my character was a Barbarian/Monk so they didn’t bat and eye when she ran on walls with spider climb, but no one noticed when even after dashing she “held onto the stone wall” without any kind of check.

The final battle: the goblin wizard boss we were fighting had cast invulnerability on himself and had our friend mind controlled. So I’m trying to cover for not attacking as I try to dispel his invulnerability. I can no longer run on walls, or make the jumps my party is making on floating platforms over a spike pit so I try to use my actions on other helpful things like tying ropes for friends in the pit. I manage to dispel the magic on our friend but I burned almost all my spells trying to secretly dispel the boss’ spell and finally we just ended up grappling and suffocating him then pummeling him to death.

But at the last moment as we’re running out of this horrible goblin mansion I’m running down a wall and my friends are climbing down. The building says there’s 6 seconds left and my very injured love interest is not gonna make it so my character shouted “Fuckfuckfuck!” Ran over and cast dimension door to bring them both to safety. (Two people got left in the blast but both survived cause Dude Power). Then I critically failed my deception about how I had used magic and came clean and everyone lost their shit when they heard what we’d done. Her final confession, after dropping her buff disguise self, was, “When I met Kathor I really liked him and he freakin’ hates magic so I just kinda figured out how to hide that I was castin’ magic cause I though we might go to pound town.”

Kathor then declared, “I’ve never had someone try so hard to get in my pants!” And swept her up and they messily made out. It was deeply satisfying the wonders that DnD can create, like making a whole class based on the lie that you’re not spellcasting.

u can’t suck, u can’t fuck, and u don’t know karate

THIS POST ISNT ABOUT COBRA KAI!WHO THE FUCK IS COBRA KAI!!!!!! THIS POST IS ABOUT SUCKIN FUCKIN MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"