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You've found my secret biology and ecology shitpost center, congrats. Paarthurnax the savanna monitor reigns over this jumbled internet corner. Expect aquarium, reptile, and general animal, science, and solarpunk stuff.Be aware I post insects and snakes. I am also an artist. Contact me if you want animal art. Swim in peace Omicron, 8/1/2015-5/3/2017. The founder of the blog. Lazuli the plakat inherited the throne 8/11/17 but was lost suddenly on 10/5/17.
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Not me spending my whole shower imagining a rewilding sim with a procedurally generated world like dwarf fortress where you plant various plants and try to shape the ecosystem throughout the process of ecological succession

The plants would all have different stats based on their spreading and competitive capabilities and each little square of land would have stats based on the plants that are there and other conditions

Every time you advanced the clock forward by another year your plants would grow and potentially spread to new squares, and there would be a chance for new plants to "volunteer"

Each square would have a "Disturbance" stat that lowers every time you advance the clock and rises according to major removals of plants or cultivation activities, and modifies other stats including how competitive certain species are and which species could volunteer

For example, Dandelion would have a high chance of volunteering on squares with high disturbance stats, but not on squares with low disturbance stats

It would be partly a strategy game to see how you can fight and outcompete invasive species and raise biodiversity, like for example you might want to combine plants with high resistance to being outcompeted with plants that have an allelopathic effect to debuff an invasive plant enough that the volunteer chances of a square go up and you can have natural regeneration of trees

The reason I think this is so cool is that if stats were intentionally made as accurate as possible, you could legitimately use this to model rewilding strategies in the real world

Like just imagine an ultra-complicated rewilding sandbox game where the world is made up of squares of land with stats for Disturbance, Soil Compaction, Soil Depletion, Mycorrhizae etc. and there are like. thousands of plants each with their own stats for spread, resistance, growth rate, regeneration, and interactions with land stats

You'd have gamers modeling new methods of invasive species control by doing bizarre shit no one would ever do in real life

A reddit thread by someone who clearly spends too much time playing the game: 5600 biodiversity in year 10 WITHOUT spending any gold on the native plant society

"Okay, your first step will be to locate three or four squares with high (100-95) Disturbance stats that are adjacent to squares with Topsoil Loss of under 95. Immediately set up a dandelion grinder. Unless you have kudzu or another high-level invasive immediately encroaching upon your starter plot, don't bother with fighting invasives just yet. Get some gold by selling dandelion greens, ignore the prompt to upgrade your tools, upgrade your seed storage unit instead, and start seed collection on 20-25 squares of your choice. Sell any seeds you have more than 5 duplicates of and buy the controlled burn equipment, then do a controlled burn in two areas, each covering 6-8 squares, directly adjacent on two sides of your dandelion grinder. Discard seeds of high level invasive species but otherwise seed EVERYTHING left in your inventory in the burned areas, and advance all the way to year 5 without doing anything except keeping the dandelion grinder at a constant disturbance level. Biodiversity might drop initially at some point during these steps, but don't worry about it. Harvest tree saplings and place them in the squares directly surrounding the dandelion grinder. Make sure you have at least one black walnut tree. Now—"

The thread immediately after it: Kudzu ate my house. Is there any way to salvage this save slot?

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enki2

Not all heroes wear capes

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amvs

If the link fails, relevant information: Squatting is not, strictly speaking, illegal in Australia. If the doors are locked and they break it it's breaking and entering, and if the owner asks them to leave and they don't it's trespassing, but if the property looks abandoned, the doors are unlocked, and the owner hasn't shown up to say no, you can move in. And if you manage to stay there for 12 years (or 15 in Victoria), adverse possession, or squatters' rights, kicks in and you can file claim to the house.

Basically, what he's doing is completely legal because squatting laws were specifically put in place to avoid people making empty houses for profit, and rich people are upset and calling him a far-left criminal activist for telling people things they don't want them to know.

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it's also realizing that these movies existed because adults felt like those ants. They wanted to organize and do something and they felt like they couldn't so they made those movies for us. So that the next generation of workers would understand their fate and power and be motivated to change our reality.

I'm an anticapitalist because some people at Pixar a long time ago put all of their faith and hope into teaching kids, that we deserved better. And that one day we'd be big enough to fight for it.

I've grown.

And I'm ready to punch some crickets in the face.

Are you ants or crickets???

Sign the strike card!!!!!

If y'all get this to 500,000 I'll shave my head

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pixeljade

Can i just say? THIS? This is how you organize a general strike

Notice how they're *organizing* us first instead of just saying "GENERAL STRIKE, THIS DATE, MAKE IT HAPPEN"! Because sadly, the latter DOES NOT WORK. You call a general strike without preparing people for it, and you've got a handful of folks losing their jobs, a bunch of folks too afraid or confused to strike, and a WHOLE LOT OF FOLKS who just outright don't know its even happening. Last "general strike for gaza", nothing ground to a halt because nobody was ready for it. Its impact was nonexistent.

This though? If you get 3.5% of the populace on board its enough to send this shit to a shaking stop. And if we never reach that level, its proof we weren't ready yet.

Sign your strike cards. Get yourself ready. This time we do this for real.

@solar-sunnyside-up Have you seen this yet?

No, for some reason it was tagged #Gaza and I have that blocked so I didn't. It looks like a good resource! I'd forwarded it to the General strike team for Canada too

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American Woodcock demonstrates "distal rhynchokinesis," the ability to flex the end of its bill. This allows it to grab earthworms it encounters when probing in soil. Other shorebirds, including Dunlins & Sanderlings, can bend their bills in this way. 😃

@todaysbird this is so cool! I didn't know they could do that.

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I'm gonna reblog with some videos of people speaking various American Indian/indigenous American languages, because I think most people don't even know what they sound like. Not to be judgement of that—just, you know, I think people who want to be informed should know what they sound like!

Former president of the Navajo Nation, Joe Shirley, giving an address in Navajo.

Nora Marks Dauenhauer telling a story, "Raven and Deer", in Tlingit.

Albert White Hat, a well known Lakota teacher, translator, and activist, speaking Lakota.

This YouTube user, Grahm Wiley-Camacho, has uploaded a bunch of videos in Colville Okanagan Salish, but I'm not sure who all the speakers are.

Multiple people speaking Cherokee and talking about revitalization of the language.

This guy speaking Yucatec Maya (guest starring: adorable small child).

There's a ton of material in Greenlandic on YouTube, but it's hard for me to find, because the titles and other metadata are also in Greenlandic! Of course, this represents a huge win for the language, since this is a biproduct of being in vibrant use by a community of speakers. Greenlandic has been an official language of the territory of Greenland since 1979, and the sole official language since 2009.

Here are some proceedings of the Greenlandic parliament, the Inatsisartut, which are conducted in Greenlandic.

Here is a radio show in Greenlandic, from Kalaallit Nunaata Radioa.

And here is a video of Aki-Matilda Høegh-Dam, Greenlandic MP in the Danish parliament (Folketing), causing some upset by speaking in Greenlandic instead of Danish.

Conversation between Loran Thompson and Francis Boots in Mohawk.

Interview with Yup'ik elder Raphael Jimmy about qaneryaraq "words of wisdom/right living".

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whalefill

The researchers used annual growth rings on the fish's scales to determine the age of individual coelacanths - "just as one reads tree rings," said marine biologist Kélig Mahé.

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momolive

Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

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dracogotgame

my favourite things about this video:

1) the amount of time that went into considering this approach, which is a resounding 0.00 seconds

2) the baby's screm - yes it's sad bc the poor lil guy is scared but the way his yells for momma hitch with the guy's running have me lmao ngl

3) the guy either had the incredible good fortune or the foresight to put the baby between himself and momma so he could make a break for it. it was too quick. Too deliberate and almost instinctive. He has done this before.

4) the victory skips and turban twirling.

10/10 but please for the love of god there has to be a better way camels kick people to death

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vrabia

i feel like we're ignoring an important scientific fact, which is that this guy grabbed, at the minimum, 35 kilograms of terrified baby camel and did a fucking 6-second olympic sprint while being chased by, wikipedia informs me, 300-540 kilograms of angry adult camel.

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spicyspells

the human body is capable of amazing things when it notices that it just picked up something that half a ton worth of pissed off camel would very much like to have back

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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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