Ideal work schedule:
- I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
- I complete the list
- I leave immedietly
@fereldanturniphawke / fereldanturniphawke.tumblr.com
Ideal work schedule:
genuinely save me
why would you call out the garfield fandom like this
english swear words are so tame none of them can hold a candle to kurva
Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!
i feel like there was a time where people would get mad at people saying "i dont usually like ___ but this is great!" like it was some big insult. to me that always seemed like a deliberately bad faith interpretation of what would obviously read to anyone normal as "i dont usually like ____ but this has qualities so exceptional that it overrides my usual preferences"
the other one was people saying "this looks like/reminds me of ____!" which is at worst a little annoying and not the grievous insult it was treated as. it's a clumsy attempt to connect to your work. unless its an unfavorable comparison, "this reminds me of that thing i like" is just a pedestrian art opinion found in every single person on the planet
embrace the joys of not being included in everything
do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?
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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
"Henlo!"
Damn those are some boopable snoots
they call m,e guy who gets guilty & scared a normal amount about normal things
my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up
Loving this energy
*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud
Octopi have to be from outer space
These creatures are just so amazing
emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis
TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
♥
((you all better come back with some amazing tales))