Boy: Hey girl, do you like men with big cocks?
Girl: Yes ;)
Boy: Oh, sorry for wasting your time.
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All dota 2 Beards
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Awwwwwww cutie
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that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
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dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
Captain Chaotic Neutral.
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I know a pokeflute you can play ;)
Source: nintend-hoe
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workin on some mini prints :’ )
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Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.
New Jersey in a nutshell.
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If you put them together they make a nice progression from sky to sea floor
Me: This makes me feel dirty. Someone should get a vacuum cleaner. Girlfriend: *facepalm*
Who the fuck puts the hibernate key next to the lower volume key.
We ran out of frozen yogurt... I had to improvise.
In case you ever wondered what it would look like if Jesus smoked using Gandalf’s pipe.
Things that make my girlfriend question why she's dating me. #2
We both see a dog
Her: Oh my gosh that dog is so fluffy
Me: That's not a dog. It's like a sheep. A wolf in sheeps clothing, one might say.
Her: *facepalm*
I didn't even know it was Earth day. All I could think about was how the Earth was trying to kill me with pollen.