Bonnie Raitt

Uh, no. I recognize Travis Tritt when I see him.

The Ten Commandments of Logic

Made my day.

I’m fu*king crying. HOW CAN SOME MOTHER*UCKER KICK THE CAT! I’d kill those people, really! What a sweet kitten soul. I have eleven cats, all of them are rescued. ahhh.

*sorry for being rude. I just can’t*

In Super Mario World, if Yoshi eats a power-up at the precise time that the level’s timer reaches 0, Mario will begin his death animation, but then cancel it through the acquisition of the power-up, bringing him back to life. The level’s timer will remain at 0; meaning that there is no longer a time limit. A side effect of the glitch is that the level’s music stops playing, meaning that although Mario is now free to explore the level, it will happen in complete silence. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: myself, Super Mario World (NA, SNES) in SNES emulator

— Roy T. Bennett

Black Castle - by Quentin Mabille

“You throw open the curtains so carefully drawn

To a light that sears ever-burning on.

No love for the darkness, though the darkness loves you,

It is all you will have when your coil runs through.”

—Vagabird

This is awesome! But makes me think of Fallout for some reason.

This might actually be worse than the infinity stones thing lmao

hey @schmault-tec @vaultt-tec you got this version right? 

Yes I’m well aware of this! I’ve been talking about it a bit on IG, but thank you for showing me this post!

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

@sofisticatedgrace How I give gifts

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family.  That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.

Also if a livable wage breaks the system then the system deserves to be broken.

That last bit

The Devil’s Pulpit in Stirling, Scotland. The name originally referred to the mushroom-shaped rock that sometimes pokes above the rushing stream. Some say the rock is where the Devil stood to address his followers, It’s still a fitting name, as the red water certainly gives the whole place an eerie, almost sinister aura, though its color actually isn’t the work of the Devil at all. It’s merely a result of the underlying red sandstone. (Source)

GEOLOGY BITCHES

The water looks like jello

God dammnit now I wanna see if it taste like jello

*Banging on J.K. Rowling’s door at 3:00 AM* WHAT DID REMUS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE WHEN HE TRANSFORMED!?

WAS HE THIS

(Movie design that had to be approved.)

(A Pottermore illustration of a werewolf.)

??????

WAS HE THIS:

(Text by on Pottermore.)

(An illustration that appears ON THE SAME PAGE)

????????

AND THEN THERE’S THIS HOT MESS IN THIS PERSON’S COPY OF THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN ILLUSTRATED VERSION (ALSO APPROVED):

WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE, WOMAN!?

THERES A QUESTION ON THE OWL EXAM ASKING TO IDENTIFY A WEREWOLF! OBVIOUSLY THIS THING STICKS OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB! IF THERE WAS A PACK OF WOLVES AND THEN THIS THING AND I WAS ASKED TO IDENTIFY WHICH WAS THE WEREWOLF, I DONT THINK ID BE SITTING THERE “uhhhh geeeeee I don’t know…” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?! IT LOOKS LIKE A MUTATED HAIRLESS CHIHUAHUA! I HAVE A CHIHUAHUA AND IF I SHAVED HER SHE’D LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS! WHO MADE THIS!? WHO SAID “YES, WEREWOLF, OKAY!”!?!

When the marauders are discussing their OWL exams and the question about werewolves, Peter mentions the rounded snout and tuft tail. This leads me to believe that a werewolf should look, to the untrained eye, LIKE A NORMAL (but maybe larger) WOLF unless you are able to look at the details like the snout and tail (and if you’ve gotten that close, I must ask…how are you still alive? But I digress…)

BUT THIS!!???!!! THIS HAIRLESS CHIHUAHUA FERRET LOOKING THING THATS BEEN STRETCHED IN WILLY WONKA’S TAFFEE PULLER!?! THIS IS NOT A WEREWOLF!!!

Im sorry this has been on my nerves for 14 years o_o

In the illustrated fantastic beasts and where to find them, the hairless stretched chihuahua ferret is an inbetween stage of the transformation

So are we meant to just assume that Remus never fully transformed into a wolf in his transformations or something???? im ???

ok so Ron says he doesn’t like spiders because when he was 3 the twins turned his teddy bear into a spider right? the twins are only 2 years older than Ron, which means they were FIVE YEARS OLD when they did this and I’m just??????? like they were five and they didn’t even have WANDS and they managed to deliberately turn a bear into a spider???? even if they managed to steal a wand from their siblings or parents that’s a really tricky bit of transfiguration and at age five most kids are just doing uncontrolled magic….. like TBH in my opinion Fred and George had more innate talent than the trio combined but they just wanted to chill and do pranks and I respect tf out of that

They INVENTED enough charms and potions to open an entire shop dedicated to them when they were still in their teens. They were quite possibly the most talented young wizards of their time, and instead of using their incredible abilities for good or for evil, they used them for jokes. True chaotic neutral.

Try to rip people off with shady flipped houses? Watch me flip your bank account.

So I don’t think this is entirely pro, but this just happened and I’m quite pleased with myself. Sorry for how long it is, I’m a wordy person.

Background: my girlfriend and I have been trying to buy a house for a month or two. Housing market where we live is tough, we don’t have a huge income, most houses sell within 24 hours, etc so it’s been a struggle. About a month and a half ago we found a house that was PERFECT. In the neighborhood we wanted, 2 bed 2 bath, at the very top of our price range but still doable, etc etc. Best part is that it’s beautifully renovated, new roof, everything is new and gorgeous! We put in an offer, but get outbid by someone else (which is crushing, if you have yet to experience that).

Keep reading

READ THIS if you have any interest in buying a home someday. I'll be keeping this in the back of my mind from now on.

All we need is each other + a little cabin in the woods

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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.