Power is power

“You failed! Just like you failed everyone else in your life!” 

…like, damn Valak, I know you’re a demonic entity but maybe keep your blows above the belt and just murder innocent people instead of crushing a bro’s self-esteem like that.

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

“That’s the thing about weddings.”

#constant mood

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

Drag me

literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess

me: oh my god she was a Princess

x

men are so weak

break them

#The Struggle™

Trying to act natural around your crush like

Fucking nuked from orbit

First step to playing yourself is expecting anything from anyone

People lucifer will take advice from:

People lucifer WILL NOT take advice from