Tied up like two ships.

Friend: complains about their boyfriend 

Me and my single ass:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh

look what you did internet

you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure

oh my god

MWAAAHHHH

2017 HAS ALREADY BEEN SAVED

Me: I want to travel

Bank account: you can afford to walk downstairs

The more things change… 1976 | 2017

“what are we doing?”

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

2013/2014/2016

gabbyfabrizio H Bomb Stylso x Merry Christmas Eve everyone x

@cuddlingcon When all your life wishes come true on Christmas Eve💖

lottietomlinson: My brother and best friend forever … Happy birthday :):):)

i know today must be so hard for them and i know they are all probably trying their best to act normal for the babies … such a strong amazing family seriously im sending them all my positive vibes and energy to get through today ❤❤❤

‘PJ’s look a tiny bit too small lad. Bit tight aren’t they? Muscle man.’ 💙

#aokijump #746. The Aoki x @louist91 #JustHoldOn Jump. Las Vegas NV. November 2016. Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 (at Singapore, Singapore)

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either