-drawn & painted in Photoshop

love relationships between fictional ppl over 50. you skip all that teenage hormonal shit and go straight to what counts: war crimes and making each other worse

i tried to practice more realistic features by drawing arthur from red dead redemption 2... i wanted to draw him so bad because i was super obsessed with this game in 2018 but he was too hard so i never did. my 2018 self is dancing around in joy from this drawing alone.

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

Happy 11 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site

inspired by that one barbie and ken drawing meme. wish tumblr didn't DESTROY the colour quality EVERY TIME I POSTED.......................

thank you for 400 followers :3c my little hooligans <3

Currently loving the idea that Dutch and Hosea kinda switched Honor Levels over their time together. I've said before how the image of Low Honor Young Hosea has me in a chokehold, but what if young Dutch was the one with more of a heart when they first met, full of ideals and dreams. And the irony that when we start RDR2 Hosea is the one using the safety of the gang to appeal to what's left of Dutch's moral compass, in the beginning it was Dutch helping people and adopting kids that he intentionally melted Hosea's heart and helped him fall in love again with Bessie and be a good father. And along the way there was probably a time when their honor levels, to use in game lore, was neck and neck, but then somewhere around Blackwater it's Dutch who began to slide and becomes darker and ruthless as the story goes on while Hosea saught redemption the same as Arthur would.

I can't draw for shit but like picture a moment in the early days when it's Hosea who is like "these bastards ruined our job, let's go kill them!" and it's Dutch who is like; "No old girl, revenge is a fools game, besides Arthur wants us to take him fishing, don't ya son?" *nudges the reluctant hoodlum*

Alright it took me too long but this tumblr post rotted out the inside of my skull and I had to make these pieces.

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping

incorrect quote!

some baby arthur doodles~ 🤠

i feel like john marston enthusiasts only know how to express their love for the character by insulting him as heavily as possible. they'll be like "john is SO stupid. he's got no braincells. he washes once every 3 years and dresses like a rat. he's impulsive and reckless and shortsighted"

and then turn around 3 seconds later and go "anyway. i'd die for him, he's my favorite character"

this is the plot of the giver

I’m dying bcse it literally is

i'm genuinely curious after seeing a post about it so

I'm really glad I included the different degrees of certainty because there's something really interesting going on with the results which has remained pretty steady since I posted this, though there's obviously not enough votes to draw any sweeping conclusions yet

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

found this photo of them and i just HAD TO

also........