disgusting

due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

Guards, dissect this man

No it's too clinical I need something that emphasizes the feral desire to devour

Guards, sous vide this man

Guards, prepare this man for dinner

Guards, rend this man asunder

Guards, hand this man's heart to me on a platter so that I may devour him

Guards, resurrect him I didn't like that last phrasing

my liege is everything okay in there

Leave me be I'm trying to figure out how to metaphorically cannibalize someone

what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

friendship beam. explode

watch this. this is literally what love is.

face of a man who has known sorrow

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

kitty cat: *is soft*

me, who has petted this exact same cat at least a thousand times before:

What the fuck is that

Yonic dish found in NY

yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

rap battle!

alien cats 💚‼️

okaaayyy horses