Bucky: Do you really want to know how I got injured? Tony: Yes. Bucky: I was hula hooping. Steve and I attended a class for fitness and fun. Tony: Oh my god. Bucky: I’ve mastered all the moves: the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle. Tony: Why are you telling me this? Bucky: Because no one will ever believe you. Tony: You sick son of a bitch!
Steve: Honey? Bucky: What? Steve: Where’s my uniform? Bucky: What? Steve: Where - is - my - uniform? Bucky: I, uh, put it away. Steve: *Where*? Bucky: *Why* do you *need* to know? Steve: I need it! [Steve rummages through another room in their house] Bucky: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for 72 years! Steve: The public is in danger! Bucky: My evening’s in danger! Steve: You tell me where my uniform is, Bucky! We are talking about the greater good! Bucky: ‘Greater good?’ I am your husband! I’m the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
Clint Barton
Tony Stark
Natasha Romanoff
Kate Bishop, to America Chavez
Pietro: No, Wanda, everything is running smoothly. Billy, tell Wanda everything is fine.
Billy: Hey, soul mom. We haven’t eaten for days, your plants are dying, and I’m dropping out of school. Love ya, bye.