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marriage is a sacred bond between me and your mom

@cloudcrash / cloudcrash.tumblr.com

ive been here since 2013 dont talk to me i know the lore | I tag content warnings, can be forgetful about tagging media, but Im improving. | @18+ accounts I’m an adult in the range 20-30.
Star Trek account is @deltacrash. Evangelion account is @nervcrash.
Girl Genius account is @sparkagatha.
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edzephyr

I was walking to the gym one day and saw a bear with some trash on the street. He was on a small sun-faded plastic child's chair.

On the way back, the bear was gone, but I noticed a trail of white fluff down the street. As I walked, I realised it was the bear's innards, and I found the bear's skin torn up in an abandoned trolley.

The rest is as follows:

  1. A wash (it took about half an hour to collect all his stuffing)

2. Reassembly and pet brush to de-matt

3. Eyes polished. (they were all scratched up)

4. Eyebrows

5. Nose (science blue)

6. Boots

7. Pants

8. Tunic (with a hand-embroidered emblem and some spare braid)

9. Spock

10. Spirk

🙃

BONUS: I also found this guy recently. Another project!

Now who on earth could that remind me of

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway happy valentines day!

Spock Bear: elaborate multi-step makeover

Kirk Bear: 0 changes needed, kirk already looked like that

i was skimming over this post and had to go back and try to figure out how an actual bear got disemboweled and lost its skin in the subway while op was in the gym

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Reblog the fundraisers you mfs!!!!! I don't know why you all skip those to reblog some pic of a banner saying "FREE PALESTINE" or of news from Columbia University! Literally these people from Gaza have made an account on Tumblr and is writing in english to communicate what they need and you all are coming onto my blog or on the tag and not reblogging their posts. We have people both Palestinian and non Palestinian vetting the fundraisers! I mean more the reblogs, more the chance of the fundraisers gaining momemtum, the more there would be a chance of a donation. Please donate if you can and reblog!!! and follow them if it is possible.

@/mohammedayesh has posted getting leaflets telling them to evacuate Rafah. They are very low on funds. Go follow them and reblog their posts and donate if possible.

We have @/haneenatya too whose mother is suffering from eye stroke and need to evacuate. Please I have been following them for some days and it doesn't seem their own posts are getting much attention.

Follow them! They are on tumblr. Reblog their posts and donate. The protests in universities are being done on account of them. They should be our focus.

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ignore my sad posts, those are boring. this one is a fun 'give a lesbian money for lesbian month' post or, idk i'll sic kehlani on y'all.

paypal.me/marsinaries

This lesbian's actually can't afford rent this month and also needs food for her cats, so! Eight hundred is for the rent and the other hundred is for wet food for the little creatures.

$0/$900

$30/$900 (may 1)

$43.93/$900 (may 1)

$103/$900 (may 1)

$303/$900 (may 2)

Rent is set but I'm keeping this post up so I can pay off my medical debt/credit card bills.

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Well I just found out my mom is gonna kick me out in 6 months. And I’m unemployed. So that’s great news

God I hate doing this I know I do this all the time but this is rlly rlly urgent. Please help me get a place with my sister. Please please help I don’t know what else to do.

Cash app: $electrosw00sh

Any little bit helps and I also do commissions if anyone’s interested. Here’s some examples of my art 6 for a sketch and 12 for color

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ranpd

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

u know before yellow emojis took over as automatic, the one we used for this exactly was O_O . which has unfortunately become the shortcut for the stupid blushy one. but we also used to emphasize the emotion by making the mouth bigger, O_________O . there was also o_O , for when you're weirded out, and o_o for small weirds or intrigue. you could use a period instead of an underscore for the mouth, o.o, O.O, which was a little more like shock.

there was also -_- for when you're annoyed. -_-* for pissed. the asterisk is a forehead vein. a very bad day or very bad joke could result in -___________-********** .

anyway that's your history lesson for the day, dont forget your roots.

let us also not forget the meekest of them all: ._.

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vrumblr

I reblogged this before but y’all can pry XD out of my cold, dead hands

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the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

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veggietale

you should though. you Should live in outfit world

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cumaeansibyl

outfit world got admission fees not everyone can pay

outfit world is also frequently incompatible with employed world

consider visiting mind your own goddamn business world

it's important for Outfit World people to realize that not everyone expresses themselves through clothing. there are many forms of self-expression! for example, painting isn't for me- outfits aren't for everyone either

signed,

a certified Outfit World Bitch

(although there are ways to Outfit on a budget! don't think you can't just because of financial impediments if you want to. but...not everyone wants to)

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Hey kids, time to buy some art so I can pay rent tonight and get some chicken soup.

My landlord is down from the mountains. I can't have last month happen again. As soon as an sale clears I'll have $700 of my $4500 rent. I had hoped to make sales during the farmers market but I feel sick, I was exposed to a norovirus when a woman was sick near me the other night, and I don't wanna be the vomit version of typhoid Mary and Covid Candace (I made that up but it sounds right.)

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Tonight, we remember one who lent his enormous talent to telling the story we have all come to love. Hail, the victorious dead!

May the Simbelmynë cover his tomb as it did the tomb of the one he so accurately portrayed.

Bernard Hill Dec 17, 1944 - May 5, 2024

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

Salute to our troops (70s careerwomen who put their hard-earned dollars into homemade gay erotica)

It was women with secretarial jobs doing a lot of the heavy lifting, if memory serves correctly.

They had training in type setting, could churn things out quickly, knew how to organise mailing lists, and had easy access to Expensive High Tech like photocopiers.

Boss make a dollar, she makes a dime. That's why she's printing Kirk X Spock zines on company time.

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cluuny

*NOTE: in this case, phobia refers to a very strong irrational fear, not being a little scared of something. if you can handle snakes but they make you nervous, that's not a phobia.

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girlcaligula

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

this one. absolutely in love with this definition. give me a character who thinks like this and I’ll love them to pieces

Katherine Applegate is fucking hardcore, man.

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kyraneko

This would be the K.A. Applegate who wrote Animorphs, so, um, yeah, "hardcore" would absolutely be a fair assessment.

/understatement of the century

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