made a playlist for my crush 👀❤😬

V.C. Andrews, Flowers in the Attic (via wordsnquotes)

happy three year anniversary to the true love of my life

captain america: the winter soldier

i ship myself with serotonin

I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything

it’s fun to stay at the

HIGHWAY TO HELL

it’s fun to stay at the 

HIGHWAY TO HELL

Endless list of tv series: Stranger Things

I CANT LOOK AT THIS

STOP

H E L P

the worst part is that this actually looks more like the original light than the version in the movie does

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

So there’s currently 562, 321 notes. If we considere that 80% of it are reblogs that leaves us with roughly 449, 857 persons having had sex with Susan. If we say the average time fo intercourse (foreplay included) is 20 minutes (at this point I feel sensible to point out that, as an ace, I actually have no fucking idea and Google wasn’t of great help), that gives us 8, 997, 140 minutes which is also about 149, 952 hours or 6, 248 days. 6, 248 days is roughly equal to 17 years. Susan spent 17 years getting fucked.

which raises the questions : how old are you ? how long have you been married ? what kind of fucking athlete is Susan ?

a student athlete

#stay grinding💯😩 #no sleep😴⏰ put in that work 🤔🏃🏾

sugar, we’re goin down // fall out boy

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time