| Anyway, trans rights.
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
resting your head on their stomach while they play with your hair… the intimacy…. the tenderness…… peak romance
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore
- never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
- find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
- talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
- picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
- if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.
Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”
Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”
When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking
This is so important
honestly, the thing bout depression is that everything makes me want to nap. virtually any trick from anyone to “wake up” my dumbass brain will transform into an excellent reason to go lie down
- take a shower so you’re alert? clean and comfy, the sheets would feel so nice, perfect time for a nap
- eat some food so you have energy? nice full belly, time for some rest
- go for a walk outside to break grogginess? need to take a break after that and lie down in bed
- exercise to get blood flowing? there goes all my energy for the day! definitely time to sleep
- meet up with a close friend? maybe I could curl up on their couch
- spending time with my girlfriend? lets lie down and cuddle
- reading or researching? I could lie down while I read and maybe nap after the next chapter
- writing? definitely earned a nap after writing two pages
- coffee? I could go back to sleep after that easy
- something just scared me and my adrenaline’s racing? time to lock myself in my room and get under covers until I feel safe and then pass out from overstimulation and exhaustion
A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly
Ppl r always like “wah wah we HAVE to use mediocre CGI bc makeup and practicla effects is ice consuming and unrealistic for closeups”
& Jurassic Park and Lord of the Rings, both over 20 years old, are like
You are like a little baby watch this
JP & LOTR & Star Trek:
Cats Stage Production:
Cats (2019): Sorry it’s unrealistic to expect us to use makeup or practical effects this is the best cutting edge we can do
Cats (2019): “We made Lion King (2019), but like for furries this time”
The Furries Deserve Better Than This
when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop
what on earth
please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this
watch it
PLEASE
tchaikovsky is proud
In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.
YIKES
this is fucking awful
It’s more jarring if you watch this right after.
Zero joy. Zero soul. What has man wrought
Oh this made me sad
Oh boy, it's terrible!
there was negative ten attempt to make a single second of the new movie’s animation, action, emotion or camera angles even the least bit entertaining or fun to look at in any way
David Tennant - from The Sunday Times Magazine - Good Omens promotion
Bonus:
calling anyone who isn’t involved in an obvious and categorically same-gender relationship “basically straight” is, quite possibly, the most cisheteronormative thing i have heard in my entire fucking life
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
happy independence day let’s impeach the president
The only 4th of july post i care about
I can top it: yesterday, NPR made a series of tweets that Trump supporters called “propaganda” and “trash words” to insult Trump and push NPR’s agenda.
NPR was tweeting the Declaration of Independence.
And that, folks, describes about 75% of Trump’s voter base.
Some exammples of the Trump followers vs NPR thing
So they are admitting Trump is a dictator?
This is still funny.
This’ll be hilarious until the day I die. I’m going to have to print this out and grame it
The best part…
“To echo its 29-year on-air tradition, the public radio network’s main Twitter account tweeted out the Declaration of Independence, line by line.“
THEY DO IT EVERY YEAR!
Yeah, this will never cease to be funny.