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The best of Sam & Tobias @ PaleyFest 2015

A cruel script rewrite of “The Lazarus Experiment” episode of Doctor Who.

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Behind the Scenes of the Battle of Culloden from Outlander 3x01 [x]

Francis Crozier’s Diary pt2

Alcohol units 0 (v.v. good, but only because have drunk everything on board), calories 500 (scary soup from tin), times vomited on Jopson 5 (v. bad but part of full body detox programme)

Detox going marvellously. Soon will be slinky, commanding figure demanding respect from all men instead of slightly shouty drunk with bad skin. Just as soon as have stopped throwing up on Jopson’s shoes. Gaaaaah, he’ll probably never want to shag me now.

Fitzjames came with update on things. Has had some idea of a Carnivale to “improve morale”. He just wants excuse to wear a frock and sit on Blanky’s lap singing “Blow the Man Down” like last time. TYPICAL. Anyway will be finished detox by then and shall be slim enough to wear best frock in ship’s collection, HA.

So, goodie, party! Will swish through crowd grasping glass of purest water, smiling smugly at drunk colleagues and leave early before everyone starts desperately bonking whoever’s nearest. Will be lovely to wake up after party with no existential angst or horrifying flashbacks to telling Jopson about the time was shot in arse in Portugal and trying to show him wound.

Right, post-detox resolutions.

I will: stop perving sadly over young Jopson and instead treat him kindly and distantly like Benevolent Father Figure or similar

I will not: imagine who is sucking who re. Jopson and Little and working self into Jealous Sulk.

I CANNOT.

Francis Crozier’s Diary

28th May 1847 alcohol units 40 (v. bad, though blame on stressful ice report), calories 2500 (v.g. polar bear meat surprisingly slimming), times stared at Jopson’s arse: 5 (v.v bad, have become sad old perv) Head state v. bad. Think little rat Hickey planning mutiny but possibly too busy shagging his boyfriend to organise properly. Ugh. Must make Uplifting Speech to men later when all I want to do is lie in bunk guzzling whisky shouting ‘oh go FUCK yourselves’ at everyone. Inner poise, inner poise. Fitzjames came earlier for v. important discussion about monster polar bear. His hair weirdly shiny and bouncy. Caught Jopson looking at it. TYPICAL. Agreed that polar bear situation v. bad but was distracted by Little chatting to Jopson just outside cabin and wondering if they’re doing lots of young carefree shagging with spanking and spunk everywhere. Aargh. Tell self that wouldn’t have the energy anyway - too busy making Important Captain Decisions and studying ice reports. V. much want a large rum.

the Terror ↳ 1.03//1.05 

That was fun.

actual footage of kylo ren seconds after the shirtless force skype session ends

deserves every reblog no matter how many gifs and pictures there are of it :)))

Reblogging for dimple exposure :^D

“Nelly, a wonderful dog that plays Marvin. She was a rescue dog and she was really a joy to work with. She kind of fell in love with Adam.” - Jim Jarmusch on the dog from Paterson

Jim ❤’s Adam 4-Eva