what took you so long?

what the fuk u even suppose to do with ur hands while ur getting ur dick sucked

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President Barack Obama surprises an emotional Joe Biden with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

master has given dobby a sock

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

This thread omg

Lin-Manuel Miranda retweeted this.

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u