Its time.

Off to a good start

Hello i have a new favorite movie

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

I'm speechless

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

Solidarity

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

He's literally reading a book called Crime

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

being a kid before wikipedia and smartphones meant these books were the coolest things you’d ever seen

OP implying that they aren’t still the coolest things we’d ever seen

I mean I STILL lose my mind over any given arrangement of neat colorful categorized things on white backgrounds

Toonami:

Black Lives Matter.

Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth.

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS 😍

she was like “well i’ve come this far”

Egw

the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware

@dholes

Both are friends.

@rashkah

But how about gharial and caiman?

here comes the rest of the family

The gang’s all here

if ass eating is outlawed then only outlaws will be ass eaters

Just let go

us government asleep, post skipping baguette child

i cried. a lot.