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sketch idea hear me out, cad bane in assless chaps?
Reblogged sinisterexaggerator
come play blorbos with me
we can do tghis. our touy
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Having a PMSy depressy week and frustrated with the 9-6 and the logistics it takes to support it basically evaporating downtime, friendships, creativity and energy, because I’m either at work, thinking about work, getting to and from work, or doing the laundry I couldn’t do while at work.
It’s keeping the lights on. But it’s not getting me anywhere. And with a whopping five days of PTO a year, I can’t just take a day off to reset and refresh when I feel like it. Gotta save that shit up for ER visits. Which, thankfully, seem to be fewer this year so far, but I would just like the OPTION to say ‘I’ll clean this up later, I need some me time.’
A small, first-world complaint when people are literally getting disappeared to concentration camps. But the system is designed such that until the soldiers come marching down your street, you still have to make rent.
I am chewing over my little scenarios for comfort. Lady orcs are baking bread, bounty hunters are getting caught with child, and the world is being saved by pluck, hope, and militant decency in a vague jumble in the back of my head.
Reblogged teeny-tiny-baby-coffins
I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
Reblogged unmarked-credits
ahh fuck, made a whole fuckin universe to justify my fetish doodles again
Reblogged requiodile
need someone to challenge me to a "winner gets the loser pregnant" type of sword duel
imagine this but knight kink. getting kicked down after a misstep in a duel with a rival. your heart is racing, adrenaline pumping as they approach you ominously, and you try to pick yourself back up. a boot lands on your chest, pinning you. but your rival throws their sword aside, and just starts removing your armor. pushing up your chain mail to reveal your happy trail to the cold air, slipping a hand down inside to fondle your cunt.
they’ll smirk, and pull it out to lick their fingers.
“already wet, just from fighting me, huh?”
the real battle has begun, and you’re already at a disadvantage. there’s no way you’re walking out of here impregnated with your rival’s bastard—not if you can help it. your body may be siding with them, but you still have a little fight left.
the glint in your rival’s eye seems to expect that and beg for it.
maybe you can still turn the tables.
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Next in the series about lady orcs doing the work that keeps the Dread Fortress running. Big toothy fish in the moat make a strong deterrent to sneaky heroes looking to swim across- and an excellent source of protein!
I’m rapidly reaching the end of my patience with this one, and I’m trying not to get overly precious with it (ha ha). I think it communicates without needing another figure, but it’s past my bedtime even for a weekend so I’m putting it down and walking away now.
Reblogged nicki0kaye
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
Reblogged nicki0kaye
Fellas is it gay to get your tits out in front of your general when the aircon on your spaceship breaks and its 40 degrees celsius and rising
