• warning ; nsfw content / spoilers

‘ you could taste the sting of the metal on your tongue mixed with the taste of her cunt. ‘ ‘ there’s another tradition in this state: live free or die. ‘ ‘ and god bless america. ‘ ‘ he doesn’t deserve to be president. ‘ ‘ when a dog is bitten, either you put it to sleep or put a muzzle on it. i’ve chosen a muzzle – for now. ‘ ‘ but you’re right, i am still white trash. i just happen to be white trash that lives in the white house. ‘ ‘ i don’t respond to threats. ‘ ‘ he pissed his pants, and it came raining down on the ground, but i didn’t pay it no mind. i just kept whacking away. ‘ ‘ president frank underwood has been shot. ‘ ‘ courtesy never got me anywhere. ‘ ‘ my advice is to let it go. you’re gonna repeat the same goose chase we did. ‘ ‘ there were some tense moments, to be sure, and yet we overcame those tensions. ‘ ‘ shut up ! if I can’t get your loyalty, i will have your obedience ! ‘ ‘ you tried,  which is more than most people ever do. right now, it’s just us. rest your eyes. we have all the time in the world. ‘ ‘ but what would you be without your husband ? nothing. a pretty face. ‘ ‘ i’m done letting you have your dignity. the truth is you’re a beggar on your knees, and you will take whatever we shove down your throat. ‘ ‘ he hated how you used to go down to the stables with your cigarettes. ‘ ‘ i killed them both. because that’s how good we are at making things disappear. ‘ ‘ daddy would’ve done it, no questions asked. ‘ ‘ oh, you are such a disappointment. ‘ ‘ no, we didn’t kill anybody. but we would have. if it was necessary. so you’re right, the time for negotiations is over. ‘ ‘ anger ? seduction ? those are interesting. ‘ ‘ i thought you hated politics. ‘ ‘ but for her sake, i hope she comes out of her tree before i have to bring out my axe. ‘ ‘ you have no idea what it means to have nothing – i have had to fight for everything my entire life. ‘ ‘ that’s part of being President– you make enemies. ‘ ‘ it takes a lot more than height or arrogance to intimidate me. ‘ ‘ do you know the main thing that separates a politician from the rest of the species ? a politician is the one who would drown a litter of kittens for 10 minutes of prime time. ‘ ‘ you guessed it; i still hate children. ‘ ‘ we’re all ruthless. we all destroy. but corruption, that’s a matter of perspective. ‘ ‘ we don’t submit to terror. we make the terror. ‘

• “Guess what I got you!”
• “That looks cute on you.”
• “Sorry I worked late today. Want to do something?”
• “I just want to run my fingers through your hair.”
• “I’m exhausted. Want to just cuddle?”
• “Calm down. It’s okay. No one was hurt.”
• “It’s a beautiful day. Want to have a picnic?”
• “Want to marathon something on Netflix?”
• “Care to dance?”
• “That was a nice surprise. What’s the occasion?”
• “You are so adorable!”
• “There’s a festival this weekend. Want to check it out?”
• “Does this look silly?”
• “Plenty of room under the blankets…”
• “Let me help you with that.”
• “Can we just stay in today?”
• “I cleared my schedule to spend all day with you.”
• “How did you like the flowers?”
• “I feel like going to the beach.”

It was time to get off my ass.

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

1. ‘i can’t sleep’ sex
2. ‘make up’ sex
3. ‘break up’ sex
4. ‘revenge’ sex
5. ‘rebound’ sex
6. ‘i’m bored’ sex
7. ‘curiosity’ sex
8. ‘first time’ sex
9. ‘homecoming/prom night’ sex
10. ‘hotel room’ sex
11. ‘distraction’ sex
12. ‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex
13. ‘anniversary’ sex
14. ‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex
15. ‘post-argument’ sex
16. ‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex
17. ‘comfort’ sex
18. ‘walked in on while naked’ sex
19. ‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

1. ‘i need a place to crash’ sex
2. ‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex
3. ‘the elevator broke down’ sex
4. ‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex
5. ‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex
6. ‘i caught you masturbating’ sex
7. ‘you caught me masturbating’ sex
8. ‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex
9. ‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex
10. ‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex
11. ‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex
12. ‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex
13. ‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex
14. ‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

1. ‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex
2. ‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex
3. ‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex
4. ‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex
5. ‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

1. ‘we just got engaged’ sex
2. ‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex
3. ‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex
4. ‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex
5. ‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex
6. ‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex
7. ‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

1. ‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex
2. ‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex
3. ‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex
4. ‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex
5. ‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

If you want to be around in 10 years you’ve got to do something to differentiate yourself from the pack. - Chris Evans

• You don’t think of anyone but yourself.
• Admit it, you’re scared aren’t you?
• You’re out of control!
• I hardly ever recognize you anymore, you’ve changed.
• You spend all your time locked up doing lord knows what!
• Don’t sneak up on me like that.
• I heard the commotion last night… it must of been a terrible dream.
• Listen, about last night…
• Here’s a tip, stop hiding behind excuses each time someone is worried about you.
• Why are you alone most of the time?
• Weren’t you friends with them?
• Aren’t you tired of lying to yourself?
• I should have known better… than to be fooled by you.
• You’re pretty satisfied with serving on your knees most of the time, huh?
• Quit getting in my face.
• I’m warning you, get off my back.
• I didn’t need your help.
• You say you don’t recognize me, but you’re the one who’s changed.
• When will you quit pretending to care? I’m tired of your lip service.
• You can’t stand being next to me. Why is that?
• Not everyone is going to leave you, but not everyone is going to stay.
• You’re gonna get nothing but sass from me if you don’t change the topic.
• How many have you killed?
• What if they catch you?
• This is dangerous…
• I know you didn’t have the best relationship with your father/mother…
• You’re tired of fighting, aren’t you?
• What have you ever gotten out of this?
• They’re using you. 
• I was only using you.
• I’ve known your secret this entire time.
• Do you really think no one will find out?
• Someone is bound to see the true you and I’ll be there for your reckoning.
• You only push me away. Let me help.
• Are you suggesting we commit treason?
• Stop. I won’t have these unnecessary misgivings. Focus on your task.
• Your skepticism is easy to read. What is it that you’re doubting?
• In the end, you’ve only gotten more pain. I’m sick of this.
• You’re going to run away?
• Make no mistake, we’re not friends.
• You’re low. Lower than scum.
• I’m only helping you this once.
• Be a little more grateful about my help, you would of been a goner.
• You can’t do this alone, let me go with you.
• You keep can’t doing this yourself, let me intervene I’m sure we can resolve this.
• You keep being singled out, it isn’t fair.
• Quit mothering me, I said I’ve got this under control.
• Maybe you should stop worrying about me and look at yourself first.
• Help me? You could hardly help yourself.
• Of course making friends would be easy for you, you’re eager to please.
• You really are an emotionless robot.
• Don’t touch me.
• Get out.
• Get away from them!
• Watch out!
• You’re in danger.
• Your loved one is in danger.
• If you won’t do it, I’m sure your friend wouldn’t mind being in your place.
• Please. Talk to me.
• Don’t you ever say that again.
• Shut up!
• Let go of me.
• Tell them how you really feel.
• You’re not fooling anyone with your haughty display of strength.
• Tell me where it is.
•  You said you’d never lie to me.
• There’s nothing wrong in doing what is absolutely necessary. The ends justify the means.
• You obey order without question, you’re just a docile dog aren’t you? No, maybe a pup.
• Maybe if you stopped being such an ice queen people would enjoy being around you.