.the deadliest of all deadly things.

Thinking about something

Really want to crochet myself a whole cardigan but I have the attention span of a fruit fly so I'm just gonna keep making beanies and flip flops for my cat I guess

The aforementioned kitty flips 🥺

reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog

She is soggy

Oh shes so good at that

Riveting performance

Neil Hilborn - “The Future” (NPS 2013) ”When I’m down I don’t kill myself because then the sadness would be over, and the sadness is my old paint under the new.” Back by popular demand, Neil Hilborn. Now with 80% less beard.

current mood: crying over these amazing moo emojis

is your dad’s side of the family highkey fucked up or are you normal?

work hosted a live animal drawing session over zoom! met many cuties...but this barn owl named gizmo was my perfect little boy

LIL NAS X – MONTERO (CALL ME BY YOUR NAME)

countless favorite people: LIL NAS X

Lil Nas X photographed by Texas Isiah for Entertainment Weekly (2021)

LIL NAS X Entertainment Weekly — Texas Isiah (2021)

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.