It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

just heard my roommate say “press alt f4” and after a couple of seconds he started laughing hysterically

I did it having no idea what it did and it just deleted my hw page

this post has a kill count

Sounds fun! We just had our coding team try it out and we’ll see what happens!

Tumblr is shutting down on April 17, 2020.

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

wow! what an interesting and concise thought! i am so glad i read this and can now step away with this knowledge!

The amount of salt in this reply can only be truly comprehended if you’ve read the other version of this post

a blog: *follows me*

me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.

guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*

me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.

guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.

me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

This is my level of dramatic

WHY EATING SEASONALLY IS IMPORTANT

•save money - food is at it’s highest supply

•food is better - it is grown closer to home so less likely to rot

•support local, sustainable farmers

•more environmentally friendly

@minimalistgrufti

oh you’re a blessing omg thank you

The Final Vine Compilation

baby yoda: goo goo ga ga

the mandalorian, immediately:

“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”

(Source)

I hate how people are calling rapunzel the queen of self isolation when Elsa literally has a song where she says “a kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen” and actually self isolated whereas rapunzel was kidnapped and not allowed to be around people and conditioned to think that people will try to hurt her for her magic hair

Elsa’s the queen of self isolating but Rapunzel’s the queen of actually functioning during isolation; Elsa’s ice palace doesn’t even have furniture what was she planning to do.

Serve looks, next question

I forgot how much this makes me laugh 🤣

enough himbo talk we’re calling men whores now

horror game, out of nowhere: btw, you hold shift to run

me, looking for whatever the fuck prompted that info,

Stuck at home? Here’s an isolation survival post:

(Everything here is free to use! Feel free to add on. Links were purposefully broken to avoid Tumblr’s spam prevention.)

Social:

Reading:

Movies:

Hobbies:

Dungeons and Dragons: (play over Discord!) (DM me if you want PDFs of the Handbooks)

Video Games:

Phone Apps:

Cooking:

Other tips:

ive gotten 3237 asks abt this … so here are some links for learning new things online!!

math!!!!

science!!!

english!!!!

history!!!

foreign languages!!

masterposts!!!

hope some of these links were helpful! xoxo sareena

but monsterfuckers, have you considered that humans are the real monsters

Stop trying to make me fuck humans, it is gross and I won’t.

I can’t….believe….Someone did this….to me.