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Ann

@gay-ass-dick / gay-ass-dick.tumblr.com

bisexual trash who has an unnatural obsession with dogs
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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
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That’s kind of a thing you’d not need to do if you were… you know… human…

We open on a psychologist’s office.

Zuckerberg: *licks his own eyeball*

Psychologist: Ok, first up, don’t do that.

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