The Cautionary Tale of A Boy and His Blog

using the device

big day for lemon-stealing whores

You know what? Fuck it.

Githyanki Cleric of Selune

Romance~

COCKroach?? what about CUNTroach???

Chinese street fashion in Chengdu

Videos compiled by me. Videos were filmed with the subject's knowledge.

song: 好久不见 - Lil Jet

SWEET GOD, YESSSSSSSS.

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

CAN I GET A BOX?

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

Finally a fucking good post

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

cruelty

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

You called it a what 20?!

My new group was unfamiliar with the term “dirty 20” referring to an unnatural 20, they were absolutely flummoxed the first time I used it.

One person in particular has decided to make it a running joke and uses things like “slutty 20” and “soiled 20” and other slightly raunchier terms, you get this gist.

Cut to today’s session where she said, “I got a diseased 20,” and got the response, “So we’ve finally left the realm of sexuality.”

Way to go dad!!

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured

in this economy?

I have not seen enough people talking about how the 20th anniversary of Fellowship of the Ring is in like a month

thanks will

@beysexuality

I just spit all over myself from this😭🙏😂😂 omg

Oh my fucking GOD