@tootlesftw / tootlesftw.tumblr.com
they really put cas' confession in to draw all the old fans back and literally the entire world had its eyes on the finale and then 💀💀 the fucking embarrassment like they could've been SO iconic and instead they're gonna be remembered for homophobia followed by the shittiest finale ever and tbh that's some delicious schadenfreude
What else you got?
~marvelouspics.
Avengers: “That Man’s Playing Galaga”
Avengers: LANGUAGE!
Avengers: You and I Remember Budapest Very Differently
Avengers: I Never Freeze
Avengers: This Corset Is Really Uncomfortable
Avengers: Get This Man A Shield
Avengers: Nah, I’m Just Feelin’ It
Avengers: He’s Adopted
Avengers: His First Name Is Agent
Avengers: ON YOUR LEFT!
I mean…..when it works it works
Omg omg omg guys it’s real it’s real i can’t handle my life right now we are fuckibg getting a sequel someone send help I think I have a fangirl cry attack
I name my DA: Origins saves to express my true feelings.
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The weight of a civilization rests on the edge of my blade.
His voice shakes the very earth, eyes glowing with barely-bridled power, ancient and hoarded, but I can still feel his fingertips tremble as they touch my chin. The last remnant of the man he might have been were he not carrying the weight of a civilization on his shoulders, too.
Perhaps humanity was just what he wanted me to see. He could have stopped my approach, petrified me in place, turned my weapons to dust and scattered my armies to the winds, eliminating his biggest threat and his only hope for salvation from a distance. Or perhaps he wanted to see how much of my own humanity I had sacrificed fighting for the same cause from the opposite side.
They say history is written by the victors, but there is no victory in this. Whether we will it or not, history will be written: either in his blood or mine. His peoples’ or mine.
So I take the advice I’m sure he wishes he never gave… Harden my heart to a cutting edge…
And say one last goodbye.
@nipuni has blessed me with this stunning depiction of Avira & Solas in my DA:4-era fic, Uprising. It just takes my breath away. Every little detail is perfect: the pose, the composition, the expressions, the atmosphere, the attire…I could cry?! Did cry. Am crying. We’re still a long ways from the final confrontation between these two sad babs, but I was so inspired by this visual that I just had to write a bit of it. Thank you so much dear! You are a gem of a human being and a pleasure to work with. <3
Bill Sienkiewicz
It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.
Please someone make it stop.
Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.
I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!
@wearewhimsical hey bitch i kno u dont use tumblr anymore but on the off chance u check yr notifications 💕
when turians do that thing with their mandibles reblog if you agree
🙄🙄🙄
@complexmagazine what the fuck?
Leave him alone!!!
His art exhibit literally had to be taken to the UK because neo-Nazis in the US were literally turning up with guns and threatening them. Land of free speech, huh?
Proud to see Shia standing up to this worthless racist gutter trash bartender
And ashamed to once more see the medias pathetic “We have to RESPECT bigots OPINIONS” horse shit
Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.
- submitted by Gene
why is he tearing down a wall with an axe
i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall
Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone
how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim
I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*
“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”
“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”
“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe
Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.
Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”
Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro
edgar allen bro
Oh my god
holy shit
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, Whether reddit sent, or whether romcoms tossed thee here ashore, Barely known yet still entitled, holding now your Tom Waits vinyl, Begging me for something primal, tell me truly, I implore Is this–is this shit for fucking real? Tell me, tell me, I implore! Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Nice guy!” said I, “Total dildo–nice guy still if nerd or dudebro, By the mores that you abuse thus, by those films we both adore, Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, by stalking me through Facebook, You have gained a twisted outlook of whom those tropes are for, Paint a rare and radiant dream girl whilst you remain a bore, Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”
“Be that slur our sign of parting, creep or douche!” I shrieked, upstarting, “Get thee back to lonely anguish and your friend’s used comic store! Leave no white rose as a token of the lust you claim heartbroken, Leave my scathing words to soak in! Quit the name calling of ‘whore’, When you lust for every girl, but when they say nay they are whores! Quoth the friendzoned, "Fucking whore.”
And the friendzoned, never scoring, still imploring, still imploring, On some fetid old subreddit for a girl who will adore The nicer guys and not the “douchebags”, unaware that it’s a red flag To be his soulmate o'er him learning they both like the movie Thor To fuck him for being nerdy even though he is a bore, Then she says no–fucking whore.
that internal rhyme scheme is a fucking master class
“You have unused research data.” “You have unused skill points.”
Did you know that um… this area can be mined for resources?
Pathfinder, the temperature is dropping.
Temperature levels normal. Life support is back online.
Pathfinder, the temperature is dropping.
Temperature levels normal. Life support is back online.
mass effect andromeda is golden honestly
chaotic good
New promo posters for American Gods [x]
