imagine bernie sanders with eyeliner so sharp it could kill a man

imagine if we all deleted

i can’t get over this

i literally think abt this tweet everyday,,,

she’s forever stuck taking care of these girls

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

i wanna be the one who makes your bad days better

the venn diagram of losers, people who hate math, and people who hate brutalist architecture is 3 concentric circles

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Okay so first of all

And second of all-

I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested

I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme

Flanos

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

Pleass

One helping of some big spicy joy please!

me: why do i have tinnitus

also me trying to maximize serotonin release w every song that slaps: