Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

C’MON, BAGEL!!!!!

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background 

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

Witches On Tinder

o captain, my captain

(photo ref)

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

JAKE THOUGHT STEPHEN SPOILED THE MOVIE OH MY GOD

I MEAN HE THOUGHT STEPHEN WAS REVEALING THE PLOT TWIST IN THE MOVIE 

saw his life flash before his eyes

All my girls

 It’s the thought that counts

when I hate everything I draw I re-draw old stuff

what do you mean wolfstar didnt raise harry

what do you mean this isnt canon (from this post)

“What was it like playing vampire Bella?”

Man, some days I feel so bad for Kristen Stewart.There was no winning. 

david fincher on the set of zodiac: will someone PLEASE fix jake gyllenhaal’s twink hands

i am SO unbelievably softe

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

She saw that poll and went bitch you thought!