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As a woman, I gotta say, nerds and “nice guys” create the most awkward situations.

Ive been given a diamond bracelet by someone who I only knew by their D&D name.

Another guy gave me a birth stone necklace after I’d just had a break up and just couldn’t understand why I needed time

Ive come home from a late night of studying to find a guy sitting beside my apartment door at 11pm. He’d “been waiting for hours” and “just wanted to see me.” (I don’t have to tell you how scary it is to see a grown man in an empty hallway when you are all by yourself.)

Ive had a guy send me 1000+ text messages…which started as a conversation about cartoons, turned into a love confession, then turned into him calling me a bitch

Not to mention the ones with jungle fever whose wet dream is not only a “nerd girl” but an “exotic nerd girl.” (“exotic” is just a cute word for fetishizing women of color)

And ALL of these men were self proclaimed “nice guys.” But what they don’t understand is that what they consider “nice” is usually creepy. You are a grown ass man. Waiting outside for hours is horrifying to women. Giving gifts and expecting sex in return is not a “nice” thing to do. I just wish “nice guys” would realize that the things they think are chivalrous and romantic are straight up horrifying and sociopathic. They think their loner status deserves some kind of sympathy and I should be greatful for the attention. But if they saw things from the female perspective they’d realize that that kind of behavior is literally stalking and bribery

your anti tony ass can fuck right off, because out of 14,000,605 possibilities the only one where they win is the one where tony stark lives

Russo’s brother are actually my favorite directors in the Marvel verse. They did Civil war beautifully, they did Winter Soldier spectacularly and I love how they made Infinity war too. Russo brothers Thor is my favorite. The relationship between Thor and Loki and Bucky and Steve was so breathtaking. They understand it. They get it.

Proxima Midnight, about Wanda: She’s alone.

Okoye & Natasha:

we all laughed our fucking asses off when mark ruffalo said everybody dies like “haha funny press tour joke!! anyway is it gonna be steve or tony???” the asshole wasn’t even lying!!!! he was telling the cold hard fucking truth!! what the hell!

when you open your country to the whites and 5 minutes later you’re being invaded by aliens, your home is destroyed, and you’re all disappearing into voldemort butterflies

Positive Take Aways from Infinity War

*SLIGHT SPOILERS*

-Peter Parker makes obscure pop culture references

-He also uses said references as battle plans

-Asgard had “Groot language” as an elective

-Thor is canonically 1500 years old

-Yet no one makes old man jokes like they do at Steve smh

-Peter Parker was genuinely afraid of Mantis laying eggs in him

-Drax is literally the funniest character in the MCU

-Loki referring to himself as Odinson

-Colonel James Rhodes teasing Bruce Banner

-Bucky Barnes literally wants to be a citizen of Wakanda

-Wong and Strange prefer Hulk inspired ice cream over Iron Man

-Tony watches Spongebob

-Robot Jesus and Wanda’s relationship

-Robot Jesus being human

-“Kick names and taking ass!”

-“Where’s Gamora?!” “Who’s Gamora?!” “Why’s Gamora?!”

-Okoye wants Starbucks

-Tony wants kids

-Peter Parker is officially an Avenger

The biggest tragedy of all is that Peter never got to meet Thor.

FACT

There👏🏻Was👏🏻Not👏🏻Enough👏🏻Shuri👏🏻In👏🏻Infinity👏🏻War👏🏻

Introducing- Every moment we all went “fuCK” in the theatres. Featuring a whole baby boy and sad dad

Me: I feel like infinity war is really a serious movie marvel wasn’t messing around

*five minutes into the movie*

Tony: *calls ebony maw squidward*

me before watching Infinity War:

“oh man I’m so ready for gotg 3, I hope Gamora and Peter solve their “unspoken thing” on their crazy adventures with the gang”

“Best spiderman ever! I can’t wait for the next one”

“Black Panther was so amazing! I really hope Wakanda will not go through much trouble after opening themselves to the world”

“I really want Gamora and Nebula to bond as sisters and solve all their problems”

“I’ve accepted Cap and Tony will be gone by the end of the movie; it’s okay, they played their part, now it’s time for them to go”

“Poor Thor only has Loki left. Glad he’s not going anywhere”

me after watching Infinity War:

“Jesus Christ marvel…”

PETER IS SUCH A PURE SOUL HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO DOCTOR STRANGE’S CLOAK LIKE HE’S TOO PRECIOUS.

And when you’re gone, who remembers your name?

Who keeps your flame?

Who tells your story?