Mini doujinshi “She can not see me” ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶

Wooooow. Who are u ppl? And where were u all my life? I loooove it. My only objection is what took u so long to make it. Lol. And just a thought. How about thigh high socks for her next time. Apart from that its amazingggggggg. We want more!!!!!!

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.

tai chi pants on http://www.icnbuys.com/tai-chi-pants give you surprise at the new year.

follow back

REBLOG TO SAVE A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!

SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE SHIT

self-defense is important.

Is this relevant to my blog? No. but currently there are 13K of you following me and this could help some of you. 

I didn’t even hesitate to reblog. You need to study this. Save yourself from this awful world and the people in it.

Boost.

Not hobbit related but definitely safety related

scar did nothing wrong, he was just trying to bring war criminals to justice years ahead of the curve

i really cant get over how in episode two of fmab they like straight up just show us that ed basically met the closest being-like thing to god and then. then in literally the next episode hes like. yeah. yeah im an atheist

truth to ed in fmab ep2: i am what you call the world, or perhaps the universe, or perhaps god, or perhaps truth, or perhaps all, or perhaps one, and i am also you.

ed in fmab ep3:

Ed decided that God was a lil bitch and he just wasn’t going to endorse that.

Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet

Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird

Agreed

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

not gonna risk scrolling past this

you got 2 muthafuckin days, universe, and i better be abundantly BLESSED!

squid pillow squid piLLOW SQUID PILLOW

one…….tentacle…….

tentacles……………c o m p l e t e

every day you grow more beautiful…….

SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE SHE’S HERE

This post radiates sincerety on a level I can only hope to approach in my lifetime

I love this man

The usual “he’s kinda stupid but he’s my stupid so I’m stuck with him”

MY PORES ARE CLEAR MY ACNE IS GONE I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

Repost to be blessed by shino and his pureness

Rape Escape

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away. 

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be

useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.

This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.

It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.

Please pass this along, it will save lives.

Important

Please reblog this.

Please, if you see this, Reblog it. 

If you see this, reblog please.

not witchy but definitely worth watching, stay safe

Always signal boost. Stay safe everyone.

WATCH THIS SHIT!! It’s easy, and it’s important. Please, please stay safe

I don’t care if it doesn’t match your “theme” or whatever, this could save someone from a lifetime of psychological trauma, PLEASE reblog it!!!

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Guillermo del Totoro

@theanisplanet

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