jeff

talking with someone on hinge right now who's working on their phd in english and this shit is stressful. got me double and triple checking my spelling and punctuation

they're lovely, and we have a lot in common, and get along really well, but every part of me is screaming because they're an insanely accomplished person who has big goals, and is incredibly intelligent, and is essentially a professor at a college, while I struggle with daily tasks. im worried as soon as they get to know me and actually see who i am, lazy, unaccomplished, and horribly inconsistent, who spends most of their time gaming, they just won't like me at all, and that scares the shit out of me

went on a date with them and they're even more lovely in person and we made out for 3 hours

talking with someone on hinge right now who's working on their phd in english and this shit is stressful. got me double and triple checking my spelling and punctuation

they're lovely, and we have a lot in common, and get along really well, but every part of me is screaming because they're an insanely accomplished person who has big goals, and is incredibly intelligent, and is essentially a professor at a college, while I struggle with daily tasks. im worried as soon as they get to know me and actually see who i am, lazy, unaccomplished, and horribly inconsistent, who spends most of their time gaming, they just won't like me at all, and that scares the shit out of me

went on 3 dates with someone before i realized we had 0 chemistry. Everything in common, on paper, perfect match. Absolutely dry chemistry

How do you nicely explain to someone that they're "too nice", and you don't share the same sense of humor so you're not romantically attracted to them.

5xl shirt found in a British Heart Foundation shop

this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors

I’ll say this only one time: manhandle your boyfriends. Throw HIM on the bed, pin HIM against the wall, cum in HIS mouth, make HIM a mess

just realized dragons dogma 2 releases tomorrow and i scheduled a date uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i cancelled

I dont wanna be spoonfed representation by popular straight media, I wanna point at two random men on screen who've barely interacted and say "they're divorced" and have everyone agree w me

you've all forgotten your roots anyway here's bulma waking up surrounded by garbage and then immediately chugging a warm beer she picked up off the floor

I think it's worth noting that she's about 3 months shy of 29 years old in these images

Full offense to all of you but I do not get enough attention on this attention seeking website

I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.