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They/Them Current hyperfixation is Danny Phantom
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idk why but I had the thought of tbtc!Ichigo just staring at baby faced Captain Kisuke sometimes and while she knows he's not the Kisuke she had known, he's still Kisuke regardless and she loves him even more so as this flustered man but there are some things she just...misses about him. But it's Ichigo so she won't compare Kisuke even with himself because it's cruel to try to make him into someone he possibly won't be in this timeline now that she's there.

So when she happens to spot Kisuke one day with his shihakushō more open then usual, reminiscent of before, she can't help but stare. Maybe even tug on the collar if she's close enough and murmur to him that it's a good look.

Maybe as much as she adores flustered!Kisuke, she wants that thotiness inside him to flourish just a bit more.

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Living in the past is, Ichigo quickly comes to realize, like living in an echo. Or a memory that has yet come to pass.

Further proof that these people are not the versions of themselves that she'd loved and lost.

It makes her ,,, melancholy in a way that's hard to describe.

But she doesn't, can't, regret it.

Because they're alive. Younger and changed from what she'd known, but blessedly, gloriously, alive.

Kisuke is alive.

And for Ichigo having Kisuke once more beside her and ensuring that nothing interferes with that ever again, is really all that matters.

But there are moments, little blips of time, when Ichigo see the seeds of the Kisuke she'd known and loved in this younger version in a way that goes deeper than their base selves.

A turn of phrase here, a hand gesture there. The habit he has of tapping a finger against his lower lip, the one that Ichigo knows would one day become a go-to gesture with his fan.

And normally, with very few exceptions like buying him a fan but not a hat, Ichigo sees and absorbs and accepts those little things without attempting to encourage or discourage them one way or another.

She wants Kisuke to be free to choose his own path no matter where it takes him because there is nowhere he could go that she would not be willing to follow.

But seeing him like that, eyes shining that specific shade of cutting silver, fingertips ink-stained and shihakushō gaping just so, so obviously absorbed in his work to the point that the manic energy that had so long defined the Kisuke she'd known can no longer be hidden, is ,,, good.

Ichigo can't help the way she steps just a bit closer, can't help the way she reaches out to touch him then, hands and heart aching for the reassurance that this, that he, is real and solid and true.

And Kisuke ,,,

Kisuke does what he always seems to do no matter what world or time Ichigo might find herself in.

He lets her.

"Tell me about your experiment?" Ichigo asks softly, one hand resting lightly against his chest, fingertips pressed gently against the bare, vulnerable skin of his sternum.

Because that's what she wants right now, her hands on him as he spins tales and facts that others can barely dream of.

An echo of a thousand moments held dear from a future Ichigo will do everything in her power to ensure never comes to pass.

And Kisuke, ears tinted just a bit red at the tips, blinks down at her and then opens his mouth and just ,,, talks.

Ichigo stays there for the longest time, eyes closed and a hand pressed against his heart.

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Mama Bat pt3 progress Post

Part 3 Progress

Batcount: Stephanie, Dick

“Danny Fenton, parents declared him dead and claimed they buried him,” Dick said, spinning around in the batcomputer batchair. Anxious, unhappy, too much energy because there's nothing to fight here. “He has an older sister, I think she knows he's in Gotham and she's covering for him. She'll be coming to Gotham University next semester, despite having accepted a better offer from Harvard last year.” 

UPDATE

Damian and baby got back from the animal shelter damp from the rain. Alfie was on the step below them, turned around to peer at something down the driveway. Dick ran at them anyway. “I'm home!” He bellowed, even though he was the one already in the house. "Dami!"

“Grayson, stop!” Damian shouted, fury! No touch! Small angry alley cat!

Danny's body said DANGER. scared! Run or fight run or-

Danny darted back out fully into the rain, clipping Alfie in his panic and winding up on the lawn-

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Idea: Okay but what if the whole clone thing is 1000x more creepy and just unacceptable from a Ghost Custom standpoint? Because in order to create a Perfect Halfa Son, Vlad not only tortured Danny but forcefully stole his ectoplasm to create what is essentially a neverborn with an unwilling partner which is something so deeply malicious in nature that no other ghost would have helped him and would have actively worked against him had they known. The creation of a neverborn should be something beautiful and joyous with all participants coming together willingly to contribute the best parts of themselves to create something beautiful.

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I'm sorry to ask this but I really have been thinking about a good Danny who joins the Original Teen Titans au teenage dad/mom Danny like just imagine all the teen Titans are just hanging out with each other you know Raven reading, Starfire being her bubbly self, Cyborg and Beast Boy playing video games while Robin and Phantom are just sitting there talking and like Robin says oh yeah we have a meeting tomorrow Justice League. Danny just goes oh I can't make it to that I have to take my kids to go visit the bastard. The entire room is about to lose their marbles fitting out one of their team members it's a teen dad. Danny doesn't even explain he just gets up and leaves the room to go to his children and get their stuff back. The next day dick is just stressing to Batman and what to do when one of your teammates is a teenage parent

Lol, the implications of "The Bastard" alone are horrifying. Robin would not assume Older Man at first. But this would also explain to the Titans why Danny doesn't ever stay overnight in his room at the tower and has Working Hours. He goes home to his kids! He's raising children!!

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Imagine this, Danny and Dani for some reason leave their universe and go to the DCAU. And to disguise themselves, they go by John and Kim. J'onn can't can't be convinced they aren't counterparts of himself and his daughter K'hym. Especially if that core speak phanon is in use in place of telepathy

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Oooh, that would be pretty interesting. Just Danny and Dani on the run and folding themselves into this new universe to hide themselves from anyone that would come after them. Sharing an empathic link where they communicate wordlessly and with their whole hearts. They don't need words, feelings are enough.

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When Tim was little, his parents mentioned a barely known God that spanned multiple civilizations; but no one really knew what he was the God OF.

And little Timmy, well, he felt bad for that God. Years, centuries of work only to be forgotten?

It would be like completing homework four weeks early and having everyone forget he'd done it!

So from age seven and up, Tim would start praying to this God. He had the same name across multiple languages, and Tim opted to just use what all of those names would be in English.

Phantom.

What started at first as a side thing became his predominant religion by the accident of developing a habit and continuing it over years.

When he prayed to Phantom, he felt like he was being acknowledged in a way that praying to other gods just did not provide.

Even when he kind of went agnostic, he'd always toss up a little prayer to the Almost-Forgotten God.

He didn't expect, during a kidnapping courtesy of Joker after a rather shitty patrol, for said God to manifest in front of him and fight Joker with his fists.

Or; the reason Danny survived the portal accident (sort of) was because he was already in the process of being deified by someone who was alive at the same time he was, making Tim his only worshipper. Danny doesn't find this out until way later, and finds the guy who technically kept him alive to thank him-only to find him about to be tortured by a clown. Danny loses his shit.
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For the DC x DP server gift exchange!

Constantine has been taking care of dealing with a stray King of the dead for a while now

Please no reposts, referencing, reusing, or edits, please feel free to reblog ❤️ Click for best resolution!

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The ghost of the Grinch was actually a paid actor in this scheme to prank Wes.

Happy Truce (and New Years!) @elliefenton ! Sorry I’m so late!

I went ahead and mashed the Danny convincing Wes he’s wrong, Danny meeting the grinch and Ellie pretending to be Danny at school prompts together into this… silly thing… Anyway! I hope you enjoy this and hope you had a wonderful holiday season! :]

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why do astronomers and physicists get the coolest technical jargon. parallax. apogee. sagitta. axis. syzygy. are you fucking kidding me.

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I was watching a ghost hunter show where the ‘ghost’ could only use the machine to say pre-recorded words. And I had an idea. We know that technology can’t always work with ectoplasm. So what if ghost speak couldn’t be heard over the phone? And to call for help, the Amity Parkers had to get creative to get ahold of the Justice League when the GIW declares all out war on all the ghosts and liminal in town.

Dead End Call

“Hello, you have reached the Justice League emergency hotline. What is the nature of your emergency?”

“Hello, hello. Emergency, hello. Justice League.” A distorted male voice answered back.

“Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me? what is the nature of your emergency?” Green Lantern asked again.

“I can hear you, emergency. Hello Justice League. Hello emergency.”

“Do you need help? Can you hear me?”

“Help. Help. Can you hear me? Help.” The voice distorted again to something like static.

“Prank calls aren’t funny kid. This is an emergency line.” With an exasperated sigh, Green Lantern hung up.

“What was that about?”

“It’s just a prank call. Some kid using a voice mod thing.”

“Really? That’s annoying.”

“I know. But it’s not that unusual. Kids don’t have anything better to do during the summer.”

“I guess. What are you doing on hotline duty? You’re not scheduled for refresher training for another few months, right?”

“Food fight in the cafeteria. Batman added everyone involved to additional monitor or dispatch duty twice a week for the next month.”

“Yikes. Hate to be you. Who else got caught?”

“Flash, Plasticman, Vigilante, and Shining Knight.”

Zatanna raised an eyebrow. “Can’t imagine Sir Justin getting involved in a food fight.”

Hal shrugged with a good-humored smirk, “Vig took a salad bowl to the head, Sir Justin jumped in to cover his retreat. Right in time for Bats to break up the fun.”

Zatanna giggled, “Poor Sir Justin.”

“Poor Sir Justin?” Hal Jorden gasped dramatically, “What about me? I was just an innocent bystander.”

“I’m sure you were.”

“What are you doing here anyway?”

“Unlike you. I’m just here for one shift for refresher dispatch training.”

“Good for you. Well, have at it. The active-duty roster is on the big screen with who's suited up and available.”

Zatanna looked up at the large monitor with pinging dots in various locations around the world. “Alright. A bit better than the old system of scrolling for available heroes and asking where they are.”

“Yeah, Cyborg linked everyone’s com into the system so we can tell who is where, when their com is active.”

“Sounds good. Alright, Let’s do this.” Zatanna put headset on and clicked ‘available operator’ on the screen. Immediately her phone rang. “Hello, this is the Justice League Emergency Hotline. What is the nature of your emergency?”

“Emergency. Hello, Justice League. Emergency.” A female voice came through her headset. The connection was very poor. Interference and static came through.

“Can you hear me? This is the Justice League emergency Hotline. Do you need help?” Zatanna looked over at Hal. He was fiddling with his headset cord. He looked up at her and she gestured her head to the screen. It was the same number as his prank call.

“Hear me? Help. Justice League. Emergency Help.” The feminine voice sounded vaguely familiar. Zatanna ignored it to confront the prankster.

“Kid, this isn’t a joke. This is a serious line for actual emergencies. You can’t keep calling. I’m going to hang up now. Please don’t call back.”

“Isn’t a Joke. This isn’t a Joke. Please don’t. Hang up now. Actual Emergencies. Keep calling. Hotline. Justice League. Help. For actual emergencies.” The static under the female voice sharpened. Zatanna paused. Her finger was just hovering over the button to end the call when something stopped her. The tone of voice was sharp. Irritated. Also, strangely familiar. After a second it dawned on her. Hal was still looking at her, so she waved him over to listen into the call. Once he was listening with his own muted headset, she asked “Are you…? Are you repeating what I’m saying?”

“Repeating. Help. Isn’t a Joke. What I’m saying. Emergency. Help. Hello. Help. Emergency.”

Zatanna finally recognized the voice. “Is that my voice? Are you repeating with my voice?”

“Repeating. Voice. You. Emergency. Help. Isn’t a Joke. Help. Justice League. Don’t. Hang Up.”

“You’re using my voice to talk back to me? My words. And…You can only repeat what you hear… is that right?” Zatanna shared a glance with a horrified Hal. Him, just realizing he had hung up on an actual emergency. Not a kid playing a joke.

Zatanna’s own voice echoed staticky in her ear. “Right. Right. Can repeat. Only. Talk back. Using voice. Help. Emergency help.”

“Are you in danger?” She looked over at Hal who was typing on his own computer to trace the call origin. He looked back at her and shook his head. Weirdly, they can’t find where the signal is coming from.

“Danger. Emergency. Help Justice League. Help. In danger”

“I understand. I’m going to ask you where you are. Do you understand?” Zatanna was going to have to narrow this down. She pulled up a world map onto her screen.

“Understand. Help. Emergency.” The static in the voice softened slightly. Like relief.

“OK, we need to know where you are. What continent are you on? Asia? Africa? Australia? Europe? North America? South America?”

“North America. Help. Emergency.”

Zatanna clicked on the screen to enlarge the North American Continent. “OK, you’re in North America. Are you in Canada or America?”

“America. Help.”

Another click of the mouse to focus on the USA. “OK are you in the North, Northeast, Southeast, West, Southwest, or Midwest?”

“Midwest. Midwest. Help emergency. Help. America. Midwest.”

“OK I’m going to ask your state now. Do you know it?” Zatanna clicked on the Midwest region of the map to enlarge it more. Hal was standing up now. Anticipation making his body glow faintly green. He was texting something on his phone, but Zatanna ignored it to focus on her own echoing voice on the other end of the line.

“Know it. know it.” Her voice repeated back, “Ask.”

“Are you in North Dakota? Are you in Minnesota? Are you in South Dakota? Are you in Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan-“

The voice interrupted her. “Illinois. Illinois, Midwest America, Illinois. Help. Emergency. Justice League Help.”

“Do you know where in Illinois you are?”

“Yes, yes. Where Illinois. Emergency. Ask.”

Zatanna enlarged the map of the state infront of her. The closest hero was in Detroit Michigan and they didn’t’ have any abilities to help them get to Illinois quickly. She gestured to Hal to look at the screen. He nodded his understanding. “Do you know where in the state you are? what region or what county?

“County. Know. County.”

“OK I’m going to name a few counties. Tell me yes or no if you are there, okay?”

“Yes, yes. Tell me.”

Zatanna listed off the counties on the map. Her tongue slightly tangling over the midwestern words. “OK, Joe Durres, Steffensen, Winnebago, Boone, McHenry, Lake, Cook, Dupage, Kane, Dekalb, Ogle, Carroll, Whiteside, Lee-“

The voice interrupted again. “ Lake. County.”

“OK you’re in Lake County. is that right?” Zatanna clicked over the county and enlarged the map.

“Right. Right, help. Emergency. In Lake County.”

“OK I’m going to name off some cities in Lake County. Are you in a city? yes or no”

“City no. name cities. Yes.”

Zatanna paused for a second. “Do you mean you are not in a city, but you can name the closest one to you? yes or no?”

“Yes. Name. Closet one. Name. Closest. City. Emergency.”

“Okay. I understand. Are you in Gurney? are you in Libertyville, Grayslake, round lake, or round lake beach? Are you in Lake Forest, Zion, Vernon Hills, Highland Park, or north Chicago-“

The voice cut her off again. “Park.”

“Are you in Highland Park?”

“No. Park. In Park. Park. Park. Park. Emergency. In Park.” The tone of the voice did’t change but the words came faster, almost overlapping over themselves.

“OK calm down. Let me understand. Are you in a park or in a place called park?”

“In a place called Park. Help emergency. In place called park.”

Zatanna scanned the list of Illinois cities called ‘Park’ in the county. “OK are you in Round Lake Park or Beach Park, Deerfield Park, Park City, or Deer Park.”

“No. Place called Park. No city. place called park.”

“So you’re in a place called Park but it’s not a city is that right?”

“ Right. Place call park. Emergency. not city. Help.”

“OK, let's go down the list. Brook Park, Mill Park, Park Barrington, River Park, Park Township, VernonPark Hills, West Keegan Park, West Deerfield Park, Amity Park, Wheeling Park-“

“Amity. Amity Park. Emergency in Amity Park. Emergency in Amity Park. emergency help help emergency.”

“OK you're an Amity Park. Is that right?”

“Right. Right. In Amity Park”

Zatanna nodded to Hal who was still texting on his phone. He nodded back to her.

“OK, I know where you are now. Now we need to know what kind of emergency is it a natural disaster? is it a villain? is it an alien?”

“Villain. Emergency. villain villain villain.” The words came fast. Static was almost overwhelming.

“OK, calm down. I'm right here. Does the villain have powers or not.”

“Villian have. No. Powers. I'm here. Powers. Help. Natural- powers. Help. I'm. kind of. Natural. Help. Powers. We. Need help. OK?”

Zatanna paused. The sentences didn’t make sense. The villain did not have powers? But the caller said “I’m. Kind of. Natural.” She shared a look to Hal. Hal typed on his computer and a message appeared on her screen.

“I txted Flash. He can be there, but he needs to know what kind of situation he’s running into.” Zatanna read the message and nodded.

“OK. You need to give me more information. There are villains but they don’t have powers? Can you tell me what kind of natural powers you mean? Are they metagene powers? Are they magic? Are there weapons?”

“Magic. Weapons. Powers magic. I. powers. magic. Help. Can you help. Me?”

Zatanna felt a rush of fear. Magic powers. ‘Villains no powers. Weapons’ must mean that the villains don’t have any powers, but they have weapons that can affect the magic user who is calling. She looked over at Hal. He nodded. “Okay. I have magic too. I am going to Amity Park to help you. Can you tell me how many villains there are? Are there more than five or less than five?

“More than five. Villains. I have magic too. Villains. Weapons. more than we. I am going too. yes. Yes going. Help.”

So, the caller definitely needed magic backup. Zatanna gestured to Hal who began to send an all-notice message to any Magic using League hero. “Are the villains after your powers? is that right? the villains are attacking you for your powers?”

“Right. Right villains attacking for powers. Help emergency. More than me. Powers. Villains attacking. We need help. Amity park. Needs help.”

Zatanna froze. ‘We need help.’ More than me…powers. We need help. Oh god. “Is there more than one of you with magic? There’s a group of you with powers that the villains are attacking?” Zatanna asked. A group of magic users fighting villains? Maybe sending more magic users isn’t the best idea. They might need some heavy hitters for this.

“Group. with powers. Magic. Amity Park. Magic. Villains attacking. Disaster. Emergency help. Villains have. More than one of you. Of you. We. villains have. More than one. Of We.”

It took Zatanna only a second. By now she was standing up out of her chair. “Do The villains have hostages? With magic powers? How many?”

Hal had linked in the call with multiple coms. On the large monitor Zatanna could see multiple heroes dots shift slightly. All in the direction of Illinois. She was grateful to see Wonder Woman, Flash, and Captain Marvel all headed in that direction. “We’ve got hero’s coming your way. They will be there soon to help you and rescue the hostages.”

“Many hostages. Many magic in Amity Park. Weapons. Villains have. Weapons. We have. Magic. Villains have Hostages. Villains have. Soon. Powers. We need help. Heroes coming. Justice league. Help. Not villains. We not. Villains. Help we.”

Zatanna felt sick as she understood that message. ‘The villains have hostages and weapons. The caller and the others have powers. But then… villains have…soon…powers. Did that mean that the villains were taking powers away from whoever was calling? She paused at that last sentence. “You’re not the villains. what do you mean by that?

“We. Not. the Villains. Villains have hostages. Villains have weapons. Isn’t a joke. Isn’t. Isn’t Right. We. Not Villains. We Natural. We not weapons. We not villains. Help. Rescue hostages. Rescue. Me. Help Me. Help we have Powers. Help.”

“You’re not the villains, I know. You say you are natural. Do you mean that when the heroes get there, they might think you are the villains and get confused?” Zatanna knew that multiple heroes were silently listening to the call.

“We not the villains. Heroes might think. Powers. Are the. Weapons. We Amity Park. We need help. Justice league get here. Rescue Hostages.”

Hal messaged her again on her screen. Zatanna read off the message.

“We’ve alerted the Illinois National Guard as well. They’ll be there soon to help.”

“No. No. No. National Guard. No help. Villains. Guard villains. Help we. Help Amity Park.”

Zatanna looked confused. “What? No the national guard is coming there to help.”

“National Guard. The.Villains. They guard. The villains. No help. They’ll. Weapon. Amity Park. Powers. Justice League Rescue Amity Park. Help. Help. Help.” The static became so prevalent that Zatanna had to fight the impulse to rip the headset off. She tried to decipher the words.

“Okay. Okay we’ll help you. But we need to be able to find you. Are you in a house or a building? Can you get to a rooftop?”

“Building Rooftop. Heroes Find Me.”

“How can we find you? Can you wave a flag or give us a sign. Are you a woman or a man? What do you look like.”

There was a long pause. “I can. Wave. Kid. Kid. Woman. Kid woman.”

Zatanna wondered for a long moment where the word ‘kid’ came from before remembering when she first accused the caller of prank calling. She said ‘Kid, this isn’t a joke.’ The she felt bile flood her throat as she understood what they meant. “Are…are you a child?”

Zatanna’s own voice answered back. “Child. Kid. Woman child. Rooftop. Help Justice League. Find. Me. Help Hostages. Help. Amity Park.”

Flashes voice came over the com line. Muted from the call but clear in Zatanna’s other ear. “Oh my god. I’m here. It’s a war zone. There’s…We’re going to need back up. Medical units. There are tanks and fires everywhere. There’s been some kind of artillery shot at different buildings. It’s a war zone.”

There was a silent horrified moment as all the heroes listening absorbed the information. “I think I see our caller. It’s a little girl. Maybe eight or ten. White hair. She’s floating. She’s on the library roof with a giant phone. I think she sees me.”

In Zatanna’s other ear her own voice repeated. “Heroes find me. Rooftop. Help.”

“The man in red is called Flash. He’s there to help.”

“He’s there. Man In Red. Help. Flash. Find me.”

“I’m on my way too. Just stay with Flash and tell him what you need, okay sweetie?” Zatanna’s voice was infinitely softer now that she knew it was a child on the phone.

“Okay. Stay with Flash. Help. On. You. Way.”

The line shut off and Zatanna flinch at the sudden silence in her ear. She glanced over at Hal. “I’m going to Zeta down to Amity.”

“I’m right behind you. Flash said a war zone. I…I need to be there.”

Zatanna nodded at his guilty expression. “Right. Let’s hurry and get to Amity Park.”

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Danny has gotten a high paying job! And he gets to work with a celebrity!

Danny gets a job as the Wayne's PA, and while working with Bruce, he notices something.

The dude's a ditz, for sure, but also.

Also...

He isn't.

Danny realizes it's an act, and that actual ditzyness from the professionals around him drive his new boss up a wall.

But Bruce can't actually point it out, or he reveals that he isn't as ditzy as they say.

Danny decides to have fun; with his powers, he can play an even bigger himbo than Bruce Wayne. (Intangibility will be sure to outplay the Prince of Gotham's clumsiness).

Every time he does his job well, he makes sure to do it in an oblivious fashion that seems like it's going to fail, but then works beautifully.

It's a lot of work, but...the subtle eye twitch of internalized rage? The forced exhale of a quiet, agonized scream of frustration? The sometimes subconscious clenching of the man's fist?

Fucking worth it.

Basically, Danny realizes he can antagonize the richest man in America and still not get fired; the fic.

I bet Joker would be jealous of the fact that he is slowly being unseated from his place as Bruce's true arch nemesis if he actually knew Batman and Bruce Wayne were the same person.

Batman: *staking out Fenton (at home or out is your choice)*

Joker: guess what Ba-

Batman: CAN'T YOU TAKE A VACATION OR SOMETHING I AM BUSY

Joker: ...

So of course the Joker has to kill this guy distracting Batman from him

Except. Danny kinda mastered the art of Himbo'ing his way to success.

And the whole point was that it's infuriating.

If there's anyone everyone would want to infuriate (if they knew they could survive) it'd be the Joker.

I'm suggesting Danny using his knowledge of Himbology for self-defense.

Batman is losing his mind.

If Joker says "this is a murder" Danny's just "but...isn't it just a crowbar?" *confused head tilt*

Joker goes in for a swing? Danny "just notices" a coin on the ground and Joker misses. And it just...goes on like that.

Every. Time.

He even tries to snipe him once, while he's opening a window. Danny dodges - ofc completely by chance. *looks at the now shattered vase* "I didn't know the decor in here was so fragile, that wasn't even that much wind???"

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Danny: I think I triple booked you :’(

Bruce: *internally seething* that’s okay Danny

Danny: *booked all three together because he realized it would be faster to fix The Problem™️ and once Bruce realizes this it’s gonna drive him NUTS*

IMAGINE Danny calling up every ounce of Jack Fenton in his body to really sell it— Maddie came to visit him and she gave him anecdotes to use as inspiration. The next time she came to visit, she brought Jack, because Danny got those eyes from her, thank you, regardless of their color, and she can see perfectly fine

Bruce is going FUCKING NUTS— his PA’s entire FAMILY is just HIMBOS and it’s MOSTLY WOMEN

PLEASE imagine Dani, Jazz and Maddie all going out of their way to take their cues from Jack JUST to piss Bruce off

Bruce would be so annoyedthat he’d PURPOSELY FORGET to look into them because he just cannot take more of them at this point, and the cave is supposed to be his safe place, okay?! Meanwhile, he’d barely have to scratch the surface to find out Dani is a clone, Jack and Maddie are mad scientists, Jazz makes politicians cry for a living and is mentoring under Dinah Lance, and Danny’s godfather has a son that looks VERY much like Danny named DAN, and, oh, also, his town has a history of large-scale attacks that probably should’ve made national news

But. Bruce is Annoyed. So, he won’t. Because he’s annoyed. And I think it’s funny.

The Fentons' are now Jason favorite people for a couple reasons.

  1. They drive B-Man crazy with there Himboness (even the women)

2. The way Danny is driving the Joker absolutely nuts with his "coincidental" avoidances.

3. Jason, who has made it one of his goals to drive Bruce to madness anyway possible, can absolutely tell all of them (except Jack) are faking it for the most part.

4. Jazz is totally his type (a tall, smart woman who can kick his ass).

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All of the batkids clock it. And just can't help but feed it. It's too funny. This PA clocked that Brucie is a mask, and at Her than out him played up an even more himbo act.

Jason: Why. I need to know?

Danny: He hates it so much. My friend says eat the rich. I say Fuck with their mental health!

Jason:.... Think your parents would adopt me?

Danny: Oh for sure!

And later, shopping

"Hey Danny-" Jason began, about to warn his new friend of an incoming sniper. Before he could, Danny held up a bath towel and took a step back. In one smooth motion, he unfurled it before giving it a single shake. Just at that moment, a single bullet hit a glass jar that Danny had stood in front of, causing it to shatter and spray shards all around. Shards which were deflected by one shake of the towel.

"Yes?" Danny queried, not fazed by the assassination attempt. "Is it about the quality of my towel choice, I'm inclined to agree. The texture is bit too coarse for my liking"

Joker behind the scope is seething with rage. How! How did the best keep doing this!!!!

He's tried everything! Poison? Drops the food! Shooting? Somehow dodges! Rogue attacks? Bumbles his way to saving the day! Why won't be just die!

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Okay so I saw this post and you know the types of fics where adult Danny moves to Gotham and winds up emotionally adopting one or more of bat kids or accidentally coparenting with Bruce (with or without a relationship between them)? I had the thought, what if Danny parented the bat kids but he started doing it out of spite?

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This was inspired by @purple-goo-writes idea Here and is a little drabble mostly for my own idea Here

“Danny it isn’t your responsibility to fix the world you know,” Jazz spoke softly to her brother. There were times she wished he would be a little more selfish, yet she also could not help but be proud of the person he was growing into. “This isn’t Amity and there are heroes here already.”

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