New Bork Memes

this is just doge meme 2.0

Morrowind // Skyrim // Oblivion

10 proofs that Shrek takes place in the same universe as The Elder Scrolls

Just David Bowie being a total dork.

In English you say:

But in Spanish it’s:

Can someone explain this to me? I feel like it might be about the speed at which they are spoken, but that doesn’t seem to make sense.

English says “well well well” (hence three pictures of a well)

In Spanish you sometimes see vaya vaya vaya… which rhymes with valla “fence”

we will never be as punk rock as this cat

gatsby on mtv cribs

[drives up in his bodacious yellow car] whaddup my name’s james gatz but you can call me jay gatsby!!! i’m 32 years young and i live in west egg which is a sick neighborhood that shouldn’t be confused with the healthy protein!! [quick shots of gatsby posing next to various parts of west egg] i live in this BALLER mansion next to my BEST FRIEND nick!! [points to nick who is standing at the door] say what up nick (what up jay) anyways i built this WHOLE thing just so i could impress this sweet piece of ass across the water!! her name is daisy and she’s married to some rich guy. but SIKE i’m rich too!!! i made all my money in the bootlegging business bc it’s PROHIBITION! fuck the government! (fuck em!) thanks nick! [high fives nick] let’s go inside

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

Y o s h i !

I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.