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Scatterbrains.

@asleepinyourcobweb-blog / asleepinyourcobweb-blog.tumblr.com

Pensez-vous que l'hiver sera rude?
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gardeniasfruits

these gilmore girls drink way too much coffee but also i want coffee too… also im concerned for their health have they ever eaten  a vegetable?

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hello its me in the internet this one time but uhm mrs lorelies LIAR no uhm she eats an apple in season 1 but then in like season 5ish she eats an apple and goes to a dr like HEY HO i just ate a fruit on purpose am i pregnant?

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howilearnedtocope

3 types of self soothing thoughts

  1. Validation - it’s ok that I hurt and want to feel better
  2. Reassurance - I can handle this pain, even though it hurts and I don’t like it
  3. Perspective taking: I’ve had bad days like this before, and my record of making it through them is 100%. I can also remember my better days, and know I’m not always hurting this much 

Concept from Depressed and Anxious, which is hands down the best and most useful book on DBT skills I’ve ever seen. I highly recommend it! 

#look im in the internet again
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Blerghhhh why did I say yes to this wedding I knew I didn't want to go to back then??! Now its this weekend and I just bought my car and paid all the rego and stuff and missed work for 2 weeks at the same time and screwed up calculating so we have to redraw on Aarons loan to be able to pay rent and as if we have money to get him a suit... Most importantly we don't want to go to this fucking wedding!! I knew back then why did I have to be nice she's been progressively more annoying and I don't know any of the people there and all the moneyyyy. And apparently you're meant to give wedding gift money equal to what they spent per head so like $200. Going to do her a painting instead but I'll be the only one... And she's asked me to plant sit her basil when they're on their 6 week honeymoon get out of my lifeeeee ahh. Potential to change jobs but its a few doors up from that work so she'd know and come force me into lunches and shit. Ergghhh. I sound horrible

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gardeniasfruits

*makes a bowl of cake mix and just eats it* id blame this on my period but this is not out of the ordinary

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loveorsimilar

housemate has hr period.. this means… I must prepare

we r syncing like champs

PREPARE YE UTERUSES WE GO TO BATTLE

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asleepinyourcobweb-blog

what is with the sync anyway? also you infected me from over here through the interneds noooo

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me as a music video director: ok imagine this ur walking toward the camera in slow mo, with like, combat boots and shades , and u got dogs on leads-
you: yea like a couple of dobermans or rottweilers-
me: almost.
me: golden retrievers
me: 15 golden retrievers
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eunnieboo

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

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Have seen a few people (mostly men) drawing mermaids that also have vaginas?! Like starts of a tail, stop, vagina, small amount of leg like split, rest of tail. If you can’t handle that you can’t fuck a mermaid just draw a lady?! YOU CANT FUCK IT! that’s the deal.

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