anyway, my fatass cat just laid down on my plate of pizza rolls and ranch

why did you do this

Not in Nottingham – Mumford and Sons (cover)

I’m inclined to believe If we weren’t so down, We’d up and leave

um, excuse me

farm cats 🐈

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

This is Skipper.  He is a Canadian Lynx.  Do you know why his paws are so big?

This Cat

“I FOUND A SPECIAL CATTO TODAY AND HER NAME WAS TIMINE (PRONOUNCED TEE-MEE-NE)”

Photos/caption by Joëlle Bouthillier - via Shocking Group of D E N G Catto!!

this is the karpati mutation! there’s not a lot known about it, but we do know that it’s a dominant trait and most likely temperature sensitive. kittens are born white and get darker as they get older, and they can have this pattern show up on any coat colouration! so you can have tabby or tortie or red karpatis. it’s pretty cool.

can y’all believe my cat domesticated herself? how wild is that. she was born in a feral cat colony and was like “fuck this shit, I want to be pampered”, invited herself inside and never left. now she gets chicken stuck to her lips and screams till I give her belly scratchies

worlds biggest BABY

This is how all cats were domesticated...

Yeah, I know! But normally when we talk about cats domestication of themselves, it’s something framed in antiquity. It’s really cool that cats still do it!

Oh she is a princess

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

… apparently they now have a youtube channel filled with doing shenaniganry in armor.

Including the chicken dance

And the YMCA.

Y’all didn’t reblog the best one 

Lmao this is the kind of thing YouTube will destroy if it can.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

Curious Zelda

https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

Why does this remind me of the doge meme

His hair tho!!!

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So this happened! 💞