Do you ever just talk to someone and think “you do not deserve to be sad ever”

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

sometimes i forget how breathtakingly beautiful nature is, and only remember again when i go through my old photos and come across photos like this.

actual piece of shit right here awesome cool amazing

Remember when John wore eye liner in the 'Inside Of You' music video?

Because I do

I think about this a lot.

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!