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Ideally Ironic

@ideallyironic / ideallyironic.tumblr.com

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Keep me safe, tucked away snuggly in your back pocket, or filed somewhere into the depths of your mind. I hope you will store me away carefully before you begin to forget. I do not want to be left to catch dust, tossed onto the back burner without a second thought. Fold me up neatly, and put me in a box. Sealed shut with scotch tape, labelled “Fragile: Memories”; place me on your highest shelf. Somewhere out of your reach, because I think that seems fitting. We never saw eye-to-eye, and despite our close proximity we never were close enough; the thought of us, together, always seemed somewhat intangible. I was too busy dreaming to be grounded, and dreaming kept me high above that of your earthly grasp. Such is so of clouds and trees, and stars and diamonds. All I ask now, is to keep what bits you hold in the center of your palm, safe. Because even if you’ve never really caught me, I’ve always been yours. So please, keep me safe. You have pieces of me I do not think I will ever see again and I would appreciate if you could keep them safe until I am ready to be whole again.

“Fragments” remnant-thoughts (via remnant-thoughts)

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trophywive

having a mental illness is LIT

L - literally destroying my future prospects I - irreversibly damaging my relationships T - tiring and draining

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epheliss

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

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Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience
My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,
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i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

i’m friends with a girl who got a random, unsolicited dick pic from a guy she didn’t even know in his mid-20s when she was only 17, so she took him to court and now he’s a registered sex offender

Boom

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